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Queen Serena ๐ŸŒ™ @xqueenxserenax@switter.at

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Ever dream of a punk rock girlfriend? Iโ€™m your woman! Whether we go for a date out or have fun staying in, my vocabulary and oral skills are sure to impress. ๐Ÿ˜‰

โ€œI donโ€™t know what youโ€™re doing with your mouth, but itโ€™s the most amazing thing ever.โ€ - Recent client

Outcalls only for now, message for scheduling, prepare for screening and dates a day or two out, at least:
300 - 1hr
500 - 2hrs
700 - 3hrs

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Didja miss me?! (A whole 12 hours?)

Itโ€™s my favorite day of the week! I grace yโ€™all with my boobs, and you guys stroke my ego and tell me how much you love them ๐Ÿ˜†.

Happy with a sneaky shot from a parking lot! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

Stay fun everyone! โค๏ธ

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I may stay up late talking to people on here sometimes, but that doesnโ€™t mean Iโ€™ll answer a random Kik or text at 2:30 am. If you want to book me, please approach me respectfully, Iโ€™m not your ex gf, this ainโ€™t a booty call. Message me at a decent time (between 9 am and 11 pm), with your screening info and youโ€™ll have a much better time booking me.

This has been a public service announcement, kthanxbye โœŒ๏ธโค๏ธ

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Dear Clients with Wives:

Iโ€™m really sorry about the stray hairs. I canโ€™t help it. Theyโ€™re long af, red af, and WILL get tangled around your junk or all up in your beard. Please check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Then you can keep coming back to me without anyone being the wiser ๐Ÿ˜‰.

Love,
The Middle Aged Men Enthusiast ๐Ÿ˜†โค๏ธ

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Iโ€™m not sure if Iโ€™ve said this before but I want to make this clear:

I do not have a preference about what you look like, period. I choose my clients based on a mixture of how well we get along, how easily you allow me to screen you, and my witch intuition senses ๐Ÿ˜†. You donโ€™t need to fear that I find your race, religion, sexual orientation, number of limbs, or any other physical traits a โ€œdeal breakerโ€. I try not to boost anyone who does either, if I do/have itโ€™s an oversight on my part ๐Ÿ˜“โ˜ฎ๏ธโค๏ธ

Party at the sisters house! Happy Sunday!

@islandgent_713 @V_CMT @JoeyBananas

I LITERALLY saw the inside of a vagina recently. LITERALLY.

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Users have to manually turn off the Sensitive content button as it is the default. Maybe we can suggest the turn off feature be taking away. Make it universal that all things are automatically marked sensitive content. This gives everyone a CHOICE to click or not to click said content.

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@BrienneHarris
PSA :

When posting pictures, PLEASE consider using the sensitive content feature. A tad uncomfortable when in a public/people setting to have (Not Safe For Work) pictures show up on your screen.

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Have we? Like some sex worker rapture?

I'm going through something right now and it's.... difficult.
Send me good vibes?

Put your energy into things that actually grow you. Too many people freely give their energy to negative thoughts, people, and situations.

Whoever is really meant to be in your life will always gravitate back to you, no matter how far they wander off.

@xqueenxserenax

Oh myyy!

๐ŸŽถ Raising hustlers, thieves and prostitutes. Young homie think before you shoot?๐ŸŽถ

@xqueenxserenax

I use the term asshole personally because I have found that people can find me... Abrasive with my niceness.

I'm like a mugger who you suddenly came upon but listened to your problems, gave you a hug, handed you a sack lunch, a hot cup of coffee and told you to have a great day.

You'll feel better, but almost cheated out of having a bad day.

@xqueenxserenax

But... But I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job.

Heh. Nice girls finish whenever they damn well please.

It's amazing how fast I cum out that bra ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท

Tittiess everywhere

@xqueenxserenax

I sadly am not a fan of the term 'nice guy' anymore. I met too many of them to want to ever be called a 'nice guy' again.

That said... I'm an asshole, I respect boundaries, swear like a soldier, enjoy going above and beyond expectations, and always finish last.

When that last is depends entirely on you. ๐Ÿ˜˜

You know the phrase โ€œnice guys finish lastโ€? Well not in Serena World. Nice guys get to see me AND finish, period, while the other guys...? They donโ€™t get to see me. No finishing for them AT ALL.

Unsolicited anything pics, vulgar language (not in a purchased sexting session), not screening easily and generally treating me as a sex vending machine and not a person will be ignored, blacklisted, and/or politely told to go find another provider. Push me farther and weโ€™ll see what happens ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ

I'm looking to create fireworks with you! ๐Ÿ”ŠAvailable 7/1, 7/4, 7/5

๐Ÿ“งFor bookings: Franchescagfe

๐Ÿ’ฐDeposits: cash.me/$bookfranchesca

๐Ÿ“… July S/Twitter special: 2hr engagement $500

You know that phrase โ€œit can always get worseโ€? FOSTA has been passed but not implemented yet, so it WILL get worse. Providers have a few months left to stop being flakes and get a repeat clientele.

Hello there switter babes! I hope everyone has been having a fabulous wkend. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜˜

I love women of all ages but I especially tip my hat to those of you in your 40s. You bring a delightful mix of maturity and playfulness to the experience and Iโ€™m grateful for you.

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