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Texts with mom...
Talking about all the women pushing their MLM crap on FB.

I started cleaning and reorganizing my garage, I'm 3 hours in, it looks like a tornado hit it, my car is baking in the sun and I just want to lay down and make it all go away.

Who are these people that appreciate the park enough to have their party there, yet disrespect it so much they bother to clean up after themselves?

I could use a full body massage. Or at least a foot and legs.....

I don't speak Spanish, and I don't listen to Mexican music, so it's a complete surprise to me that the DJ is playing Mexican Achy Breaky Heart.

I reset my trip meterevery time I get gas. Anyone else?

Oh yeah, my gauge is a little off because it's FULL.. It's annoying

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Pre bookings + Deposits essential

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