, I am home!

1-2 days notice:

2020 Pix, Rates, Booking:

A long-legged with a stellar rep for integrity and orgasmic fountains!

5'8" sans stilettos
All Natural Beauty
Blue-eyed steely brunette

If you don't know how much better organic tastes...

@realP411 @preferred411 P446
@theeroticreview 38544

Come discover all the various ways (and exactly how) to find yourself ensconced for a time in the ambitiously hedonistic energy of the Infamous Danielle Squirts!


2020 Pix, availability, location, tour dates, special events, rates, contact info, booking details - all on the schedule page:



Hilarious/highly informative FAQ:

Exclusive duo partners:

psst, 150 disappearing, reappearing reviews.


My stellar reviews display my aptitude for gratitude but are almost exclusively written about first trysts by those predisposed to writing reviews. I never mention reviews while with a suitor.

My long time lovers have a far deeper feel for my full sagacity.

In other words, this is just the beginning, love.

Welcome to the deep end.
Prepare to get wet.


It is truly remarkable how many false assumptions and misguided impressions one can manage to communicate in less than 4 sentences if they wrap themselves in any, some or all of the following blankets.


That last one does sound cozy, though.

Sorry, not sorry, whomever this is gonna rub raw.

BITCHING at Twitter about harassing DMs is the biggest waste of energy ever. It is free, and voluntary and you are under zero obligation to use the service, sign in, or read DMs from anyone at all, and certainly you are not obligated in any fashion to read DMs from strangers, you are not obligated to give a fuck, show others, talk about it and the last thing in the whole fucking world you are obligated to do, is reply. Go get a real problem.

favorite quote from a bot profile today:

Small things of value come in small packages like diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž

๐Ÿ˜œ I did not see the "like diamonds' part at first...no punctuation and on the second line...and for some reason my mind immediately thought she meant a lil dick shooting a load into a lil condom. Small things come in small packages. True!

I like to guess what they actually put into the translator app sometimes.

I am thinking

Small packages often contain valuable things.

I was still up rocking Quinns world at sunrise and now i can't sleep? The fuck.

That wasn't the plan but she fell asleep on my shoulder in the early evening. I was rapid fire keyboarding, afraid the entire time my arm shifting would wake her, but no.* I don't know what time it was when she woke but i know it was about 5 minutes before i mounted her. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Next thing i know it is 7am.

*She doesn't exactly snore, but she infrequently makes the most adorable sound - like the coo of a dove. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

Extremely polite asshat time-waster alert

Hit me up for details. I will vet you first so if you are not super obviously legit maybe shore up before you come calling.

I would be so very grateful for a Switheart willing to do a menial @switter community service related task?

The task is to scroll down through my entire feed and boost all of the posts that have or or any post that is hilarious...it should be most of them if you get my sense of humor. ๐Ÿคฃ

I don't sit still well and my sat-wifi and Switter do not get along.

๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜œ

If you do not support other girls here I will not continue to support you

You need to help other girls if you want them to help you We support and help each other

I have now unfollowed I stopped I no longer boost over 100 profiles I will unfollow more

For many months I boosted all their ads they never never respond only stay quiet

I want to thank ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค all my beautiful girls and boys for following me โ€ผ๏ธ

I give every one of you many Hugs ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜. Kisses ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹ Love โค๏ธ โค๏ธ

โŒโญ•๏ธโŒโญ•๏ธ โŒโญ•๏ธโŒโญ•๏ธ

If you ๐Ÿ’‹ like big ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ 36 DD ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘… me ๐Ÿ˜› follow me ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ป ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜œ

ั•oะผeone โ„“efั‚ ั‚ะฝฮนั• ะฒฮนg gฯ…ัƒ ฮฑั‚ ฮฑ gฮฑั• ั•ั‚ฮฑั‚ฮนon ั‚odฮฑัƒ ฯ‰ฮนั‚ะฝ สฯ…ั•ั‚ ฮฑ cฯ…ฯ of ฯ‰ฮฑั‚er. ฮนั‚ ฯ‰ฮฑั• 18 degreeั• โ˜น๏ธ
ฮนโ€™ะผ ะฝeฮฑded ั‚o ั‚ะฝe ั•ั‚ore for food, ะฒoฯ‰โ„“ั•, ฮฑ โ„“eฮฑั•ะฝ, & ั‚oัƒั•. ฮฑnัƒ ะฝeโ„“ฯ ฯ‰oฯ…โ„“d ะฒe ะผฯ…cะฝ ฮฑฯฯrecฮนฮฑั‚ed! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’• cฮฑั•ะฝ ฮฑฯฯ $SimplySummerxo
ะฝฮนั• nฮฑะผe ฮนั• Rocะบo! ๐Ÿถ


Location: San Francisco, California
Cell: 4153751132

If you missed me earlier this week you can see me this Sat-Mon, at a cool incall space on the east side. I'll be doing a TNA special!

Always available for outcall ;)


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