libertine for hire seeks pleasure hungry part-time lover to indulge in a little rainy day fun tomorrow in SF. Enjoy your monday for a change. Take a long lunch. Do you. And I'll do you later ;)
Screening required. I can't have fun if I don't feel safe. Please send proper introduction to ensure a response.
Location: San Francisco, CA
Contact: email@example.com, 415-787-2137, www.theportalsf.com