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RT @SoVeryBritish@twitter.com

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/stat

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