Finally got around to cooking something good.

Strawberry and blackberry crumble - double cream on standby

RT @UniverCurious@twitter.com

Best use of thermochromics in mugs I’ve ever seen

Source: Physicsfun

🐦🔗: twitter.com/UniverCurious/stat

RT @SoVeryBritish@twitter.com

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/stat

RT @CharnosHosiery@twitter.com

On the 7th day of Christmas, Charnos Hosiery gave to me… Cashmere Socks. RT + Follow today for the chance to bit.ly/2OK4hXQ Ends 07.12.19

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CharnosHosiery/sta

RT @DoctorSue@twitter.com

I gotta start runnin a freak of the week contest. Problem is I'm not seeing the freaky behavior in subs, it's in the Dommes.

THE THIRST & FUCKERY ABOUNDS

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DoctorSue/status/1

Typical !!!

May thanks everyone else when many of us owe her so much for her support.

Well done 🤗🌹

RT @May_Matters@twitter.com

New post is a special as I only usually put one out a month.

This one is reflecting on my position of being number 2 on the list and is a - "Thank you for the Bloggers," who supported me along the way.


1/3
ifsexmatters.co.uk/thank-you-f

🐦🔗: twitter.com/May_Matters/status

All you people saying that pineapple on pizza is the end of civilisation, look on and weep

RT @nypost@twitter.com

South Korean Papa John's debuts 'American' pizza with hot dogs on every slice trib.al/ZrOMsrX

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nypost/status/1202

RT @CharnosHosiery@twitter.com

On the 6th day of Advent, Charnos Hosiery gave to me… Mini Spot Tights. RT + Follow today for the chance to Ends 08.12.19

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CharnosHosiery/sta

RT @Miss_KittyBliss@twitter.com

Hypno Taster Day Maidstone TOMORROW

Last chance to book!

Availability from 7.15pm

Coffee & Chat £60
30 mins £60
1 hr £90

Applications via the hypno page on my website.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Miss_KittyBliss/st

In a special circumstance, Christmas has arrived a little early.

Thank you 🌹😻

Reading can be a retreat, it can be empowering or enabling. Often it's a simple comfort.
Here's one book that can be all of those things to me.
melodyinsights.com/f4thought-o

No !! This is not an invitation 🤦‍♀️

RT @_youhadonejob1@twitter.com

Unfortunate design.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/sta

RT @DPRK_News@twitter.com

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un flies to London to advise English prince Andrew that they can no longer be friends.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1

RT @Caolanmcaree@twitter.com

Two years ago this week on a night out I came across a guy sitting on the ground outside, his head down looking sad. I stopped and asked him if he was ok. He said no, that he had a fight with his girlfriend and he was feeling really low.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Caolanmcaree/statu

RT @henningwehn@twitter.com

One of the many upsides of that Prince Andrew furore: his two daft daughters are keeping a low profile. Much appreciated.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/henningwehn/status

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