Show newer

On the 9th Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

9 Snugly Fitted cock rings !

On the 7th Day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,

7 of the sweetest chocolates !

Scarlett B Wilde -
The Original Stocking Filler™

On the 8th Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

8 Long passionate kisses

On the 10th Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

10 meters of bondage tape !

On the 11th Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

11 Increasingly biting pegs

On the 12th Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

12 Pre-Loved condoms ??!

Wait what ?!

Mr Robinson said I had to see you.
I've not been to detention before Sir, no ?!
Awww Sir !! What do you mean you don't believe me ?


The weekend is upon us !!

While it's delightful to cherish one's own company, isn't it just gorgeous to share with another ?

That's the beauty of a working woman

As an adult service provider from time to time, I'm reminded of the impact our work has.

No, it's not all rainbows and soft kisses, and yet within the dirtiness shines are humanity, in all it's glory.


I'm asked am I vegan, vegetarian, or a carnivore ?
I'll admit that I love tasting the flesh !

How does it taste ?
Care to share ?

There's such shame around our bodies, sexuality and the likes and dislikes that make us.. us.

I seek to give others the opportunity to express themselves as themselves.
No one else.

Just You.

So what is it that you seek to express ?
I'm listening...

I understand that this can be a heated view due to reasons of tax payers dollars, yet lets not forget those that don't have privilege.

Like being able to walk down the road to a pub and pick up !

Disabled persons aren't sexless

Are you looking for:

A sexy - Girl ?
Who's - Friendly ?
and has- Experience ?

Congratulations- You've found her !!

** Lucky You !! **

Now cum collect your prize-

A generous client has flown me over to Melbourne for the weekend.

Looking forward to putting a bigger smile on his face, than the one I'm wearing right now

Accountant - Okay 5L of water based lubricant. Wow 5L's in a year ?
Scarlett - No, that's a month !
Accountant - A Month ?!! What the... filthy girl !
Scarlett - Hehehehehe...
Accountant - Speak of being cheap . Your prices. Too low. Best add 10% to the 3 lowest tier of price point

Hey babe....
Can I ask you something ?

Yes you can sweetie... Yes you can.

It's that time of year again where we scream for our favourite team !
Maybe you're looking for a lovely lass to take one for the team ?!

So... who are you rooting for ?

Sometimes my clients are accused of been interested in just one thing.
Well it might surprise you to know that a client sometimes likes the company of pussy as well !

If you're looking for pussy of the human kind...
Let me know...

Show older

Switter, a sex work-friendly social space. Check out, our verified escort directory. Looking for listings? Visit Switter Listings Looking for Backpage alternatives?