heather jana ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿโšœ๏ธ is a user on switter.at. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

heather jana ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿโšœ๏ธ @omgheatherjana@switter.at

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fun fact: i'm one of the *very* few providers in who maintains a standing , and requires no deposit or extra fees to host! (+it's only a quick $10 Uber from the Strip.)

need someplace cozy to sneak away for a few hours? i know just the spot! ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒŸ :weed:

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i'm Heather Jana, a super troublemaker and i'm available to play today in !

i'm also a big ol' nerd and i'm into media, hockey, poker, politics, tech, TV, film, and cooking. (and i'm veryyyy 420-friendly!) :weed:

i have tons of great reviews available upon request! (TER overall rating: 8.91)

Location: LAS VEGAS
Contact: linktr.ee/omgheatherjana

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friendly reminder to anyone sending $ via electronic transfers: NEVER EVER MENTION ANYTHING RELATED TO SW IN THE NOTES!

ALWAYS LEAVE IT BLANK! ๐Ÿ“ฃ

these companies are *NOT* SW-friendly & can shut down/freeze our $ if they're suspected of being SW accts.

(this has happened to me no less than 3x this week & i'm crossing my fingers & praying i don't get shut down. PLEASE RT this and MAKE ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS AWARE OF THIS *EXTREMELY* IMPORTANT SAFETY PRECAUTION!)

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just joined @switter and have no idea what's what? here's a quick handy FAQ guide to get you started. ๐Ÿค“ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒŸ

๐ŸŽถ somethin' bout you, makes me feel like a dangerous woman... ๐ŸŽถโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹ switter.at/media/9J5sEYwN9FvAO

welp, this outfit looked real heckin' cute for the whole 5 mins i wore it before being ravished today... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘—

sorry, i know the "work TL" is supposed to be all light and fun, but i am TIRED, y'all. i am TIRED of so many men thinking i'm out here posting for my health; i'm TIRED of men committing to spend time w/me and then flaking. i'm TIRED of being treated like a soulless hologram.

we're out here advertising during one of the most dangerous, awful times in recent history, struggling just to pay bills, and guys out here just wanna pop by, drool for a minute over my tits, fantasy book, or demand attention when they've contributed $0 to my survival? gtfoh. no.

PSA: i don't want anyone's apologies or compliments unless they're attached to ๐Ÿ’ต

i'm 100% serious: you wanna tell me hot how i look? you wanna flake on a booking? you wanna email me 50x about a booking 3 months from now? PAY ME.

don't make me chase you down for a cancellation fee, don't make me mute or block you because you're annoying me with your oogling, don't make me tell you i expect compensation for my time and attention: JUST SEND IT. ๐Ÿ˜

PSA: please don't send me messages like this, they're gross and i hate them! thaaaaaaaanks. xo ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ™ƒ ๐Ÿ’‹

ideally i'd love it if someone bought me that couch then shtupped me on it. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿคช

if i keep caaaasually dropping hints that i *desperately* need this purple velvet couch, perhaps the universe will somehow manifest it for me? ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ›‹๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ amazon.com/dp/B076TWDRCG/ref=c

happy โ โ , pals! ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ˆ

love,
yer friendly neighborhood bisexual ๐Ÿ’‹

(...and yes, those are indeed doggos on my kicks!) ๐Ÿถ switter.at/media/o4QSb7sS8m_oE

@omgheatherjana Still in awe from last night/early this morning. I slept well, be back in a few weeks. Need another repeat.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚
Hot, passionate & just WOW!!!
It was great catching up with you again. Have a great rest of your week!!

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ this ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ dress ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ is ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ cute ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

why gamble when i'm a Sure Thingโ„ข๏ธ? heatherjana.com ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™โœจ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฐ

Happy Monday ladies & switter friends. Had a fantastic evening last night with a switter friend. Last minute but the timing worked out perfectly. Glad she & I were able to make it happen.
One of my best times & experiences in Sin City. Thank Heather.๐Ÿ˜

Off to San Diego & Los Angeles for the rest of the week.