My tweet about whether or not you would personally date a SW was in no way an invitation for you to ask me on a date in my dms. Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Oh damn, I just went to my fridge only to realize that I’m the only snack left in my apartment 😔😔

Doctors and nurses make me frisky with gratitude 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Also to clarify, I do know of providers with successful and very loving relationships, but I feel like those are the exception and not the rule.

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Is it a jealousy thing? Is it not being able to see us beyond objects of fantasy? Gotta say that the partner who knew the most about my sex work was also one of the most belligerently dismissive of me, and another one would continue to out me to his friends as a trophy.

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would laugh at the idea that we’re real people with real needs too. It says something to what value you see in us, and also that you don’t think we deserve the emotional labor of being seen as real people. Discuss.

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How many guys out there would date a sex worker if you had the opportunity and the genuine connection was there?

I’ve been more and more disturbed lately by the disconnect between men who will gladly jerk off to porn, or follow loads of SWs on Twitter, or even see escorts but

Some friends of mine are organizing a shelter at home bar crawl.... a different drink in every room of the house and all I could think was I wish I could join 🥺🥺🥺

If SWs got comp for workplace injuries, what would you file for?

I’ll go first: chronically over extended hip flexors from too much missionary in upside down frog pose

never laughed louder in my life.

These are tense times and sometimes gallows humor is a good way to relieve the tension and remind us we are all in this together; thanks for the laugh, lady ❤️❤️

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Was at Trader Joe’s today and everyone was super tense trying to stay well clear of everyone else and an ambulance drove into the parking lot and instantly everyone was nervous as hell and a 80 year old just said loudly “looks like my rides here” and I shit you not I have

Favorite movie sountracks to listen to currently, if you want a playlist that has a bit more.... “plot” to it:

Stranger than Fiction
Dolemite is my Name
Dangerous Minds
Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Theory of Everything
Marie Antoinette
Frances Ha

What are yours?

This has made me realize that my main hobby in life was going to bars and flirting with everyone. Now what am I supposed to do

I just realized I’ve never dated a man with more than one syllable in his name

Did anyone think the FBI prosecutor from Tiger King sounded just like Ethan Hawke's character in Predestination?

Also, wild documentary series. Will be posting some of my favorite movies/docs later for bored quarantine folks <3

So sad I Marie Kondo’d all those craft supplies that would literally have saved my brain during the shutdown 😭😭😭

Honestly, if you’re a doctor, nurse, or otherwise on the frontlines of this, email me when this is all over for a freebie. Thank you for your service ❤️❤️❤️

Sheltered at home? Let’s build a pillow fort together 💋💋

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