Olivia Lark @olivialuxx@switter.at

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PLOT TWIST

Been sheltering in place for so long I’ve regrown my hymen

Who has a soda stream? Does anyone like it? What are your reviews

Girls complimenting other girls is my one true love in life. Drop a comment and I’ll give you a magical marvelous compliment, just one of many you deserve ❤️❤️❤️

Girls complimenting other girls is my one true love

There’s a global pandemic and it’s a tragedy, and it seems like an even lower blow for fate to take Bill Withers from is when we need his music the most... 💔💔💔💔

Have you ever had a client accidentally tell you he/she loves you?

Had a client once who, as I left automatically said “bye honey love you” but it was so fast it came out as a single word and my favorite memory of him was the look on his face as the door closed 🤣

So lonely I put on fake eyelashes to go on my walk.... gotta make sure they see my desperate bedroom eyes from 10ft away

I’m up at one in the morning because this is the peak rise for my sourdough..... is it madness or is she just a good bread mom? Time will tell...

UPDATE: he’s German and has a tiny hello kitty tattoo and we’re talking about American hookup culture and drawing pictures to put up in our windows 🥰🥰🥰

I WROTE MY NUMBER DOWN AND ALSO HES DOING HIS FUCKING WORKOUT IN HIS LIVING ROOM

KEEP DOING BURPEES YOU MAJESTIC JOSH DUN LOOKALIKE YOU

Current feelings under the windowsill

HE PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS “WHATS UR NUMBER” I AM NOT USED TO THIS FLAGRENT FLIRTATION

OH MY GOD WE MADE EYE CONTACT WHAT DO I DO IM HIDING UNDER MY WINDOWSILL

UPDATE: he stared at me shirtless for ten minutes while I minxed up my window as much as possible while studiously ignoring him, I felt like a girl in the red light district I’ve never been more delighted

GUYS I WAS STARING OUT MY WINDOW AND MY NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE STREET WAS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW TOO AND ILL BE DAMNED IF HE DIDNT LOOK LIKE CHANNING TATUM

I find that I’m these unprecedented times I’m making more and more food from my childhood, mainly hainanese chicken rice, congee, and mango sticky rice. What are you making that makes you feel comforted? Photos encouraged 🙏🏼🙏🏼

just hanging ✌️

My tweet about whether or not you would personally date a SW was in no way an invitation for you to ask me on a date in my dms. Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🙏🏼🙏🏼