Do you guys ever have a guy go down on you so well that your face goes numb? 🤤🤤

Someone emailed me this and I still can't get over how sexy and lovely I think this is <3

What's a judge's favorite drink?


(tell me your favorite clean joke, I want a good belly laugh today.)

Me: Dont send me dick pics please and thank you

My barista:

Has anyone else been to Plaj?? It’s quie nondescript but such a gorgeous little place for dinner in Hayes Valley! Scandinavian food is perfect for the autumn and I think their oysters are some of the best I’ve ever had!!!

Ask you shall be spoiled to death. Can’t wait to wear these boobie sneakers in person for my special darling ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for the early Xmas gift 🥰🥰

I got this book from community thrift ages ago and just finished it recently. I absolutely loved it. Such a beautiful and inspiring story it read almost like an epic poem rather than a novel. 🌹

Guys, please stop asking women about the time they had a threesome, or kissed a girl in college, or went to a sex party, or tried bondage. Our personal experiences don’t exist for your sexual fantasy. 🙏🏼

I’ve just discovered that REI offered adventure trips all around the world!!! Anyone want to plan a long date with me?? 🥳🥳

I absolutely love our mid-week city breaks. Thanks for taking me out to nature and sharing something so beautiful with me. I always treasure our adventures ❤️❤️

Ha! A favorite client sent this photo to me and for some reason I identify with it so much. Thanks for understanding me!

Has anyone been watching the His Dark Materials series on BBC? I am screaming, they’ve finally made it exactly as I imagined it 😭😭

Do you miss me East Coast?

I've still got room on my dance card for next week and it'll be the last time I tour until 2020 so book your date asap. <3

NYC: Nov 18-20
DC: Nov 21-23

Someone edit this headline to include getting paid for nudes <3

I just subscribed to the newspaper. Am I getting old? 😳😳😳

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