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Ever turn on a girl so well simply by kissing and caressing her she vibrates when you put your palm on her p*ssy?

Good memories πŸ₯°

That awkward moment when an "enthusiast of excreta-related humor" doesn't understand 1) how intimately South Asians study how different spices and herbs work w/ different aspect of the digestive system and 2) just how much spice and poop related jokes South Asians crack

RT @AnandWrites@twitter.com

.@geneweingarten@twitter.com thinks Indian food is terrible because it is entirely based on one spice. Which is basically the opposite of the truth.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AnandWrites/status

That awkward moment when an "enthusiast of excreta-related humor" doesn't understand 1) how intimately South Asians study how different spices and herbs work w/ different aspect of the digestive system and 2) just how much spice and poop related jokes South Asians crack

RT @AnandWrites@twitter.com

.@geneweingarten@twitter.com thinks Indian food is terrible because it is entirely based on one spice. Which is basically the opposite of the truth.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AnandWrites/status

He also doesn't sit still for photos so that's another ding for him

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I'm rusty at social media so please insert some cheeky tweet about how I have been product testing during my time away.

You can help with that too. Product testing AND crafting *witty* tweets:

linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

Missed me Chicago? Guess who's coming!

Your Hairy Muse, Playful Kinkster, Indian Domme πŸ’₯

Tell me all about the fantasies you've been dreaming about indulging in πŸ’¦

Aug 27 - 31

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RT 4 RT

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RT @RebelleCunt@twitter.com

@deadlyharlot@twitter.com @itshoneylive@twitter.com @ellevitlavie@twitter.com @hairymuse@twitter.com @Koi_Erotica@twitter.com @TheNoirgasm@twitter.com @K1ngm1dasXXX@twitter.com @meetrobingreen@twitter.com twitter.com/sexylifecoach/stat

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/RebelleCunt/status

Will post a more "on brand" picture of myself soon but this kitten currently serves as proof of life πŸ€ͺ

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Apologies if you've been trying to reach me. I was flying under the radar for sometime but I'm here and I'm taking new clients. My website and email has changed so head over to hairymuse.com and come intro yourself 😸

A smooth pen, my plants blooming in the spring, my cats being goofs

RT @BoudoirMadam@twitter.com

Tell me something that inspires you ✨

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BoudoirMadam/statu

Have told my editor straight up that I'm never going to be able to learn the rules of commas and that is why they have job security πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

RT @yellowcardigan@twitter.com

My personal law about commas is: I will never, EVER learn the rules, and I always just put them wherever I think they’re needed, like salt. My decisions are never wrong because being in trouble is a fake idea

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/yellowcardigan/sta

Orrrr civilian women should consider how sexual labor can be as outsourced as other feminized labor such as housework and child care and. . . Do the empowerment thing they do with balancing work and family they do

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RT @FemDatStrat@twitter.com

Hey Sex Work Twitter, are you going to clap back at the men who say women not performing for them sexually on command are the reason they have to cheat? twitter.com/buckaroo1971/statu

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FemDatStrat/status

Sex workers have long stood in the fight against police brutality. Anyway. . .

Just received an email from a small review board saying if they're unable to fundraise, they're going to have to shut down after May 20

I know we're not supposed to like boards but tbh I'm going to be upset if T*R is going to be the only review board left up after all this

Just received an email from a small review board saying if they're unable to fundraise, they're going to have to shit down after May 20

I know we're not supposed to like boards but tbh I'm going to be upset if T*R is going to be the only review board left up after all this

I wish people would stop shaming folks who subscribe to OnlyFans, spend time in cam rooms etc

So many live alone. And isolation during quarantine is HARD. Everyone deserves companionship and intimacy on their own terms.

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My TL talks so much about taking care of your mental health in the time of Rona without realizing how integrated sex workers are in this practice for many.

I'm glad folks are exploring different online venues and structures to keep up with client-provider relationships

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