Holiday reminder that:

a) consuming food is an act of love to self, chef, AND host

b) commenting on weight is not a holiday greeting 🍲

Happy holidays to however you spent them!

If you want someone to force choke you on a d*ck, just hire a pro. Don't be s3xually frustrated like Tim 😌

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Why? Are you providing hazard pay and overtime? How much?

RT @Timcast@twitter.com

If sex work is work then can a boss require women to suck his dick as a job requirement?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Timcast/status/145

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RT @KLECollective@twitter.com

the signs as kinks

Aries: pegging
Taurus: clothing fetish
Gemini: latex
Cancer: sissification
Leo: body worship
Virgo: uniforms
Libra: exhibitionism/voyeurism
Scorpio: breath play
Sagittarius: cuckold
Capricorn: training and protocol
Aquarius: collaring
Pisces: group sex/orgies

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/KLECollective/stat

Always chasing the darkest chocolate available wherever I am 😌

I hope this is him diversifying the way he advertises. And I support whatever it is that he is advertising πŸ§°πŸ‘™

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Supply chain problems? Labor shortages? We have you covered!

RT @hotandsad69@twitter.com

i am beyond confused at this iwantclips store

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hotandsad69/status

Folks have been asking me recently if I'm "still shaved" so here's me reassuring you that the pandemonium of last year proved to me the benefits of my own grooming habits πŸ’«πŸ’ƒπŸ½

Proof is in the pudding so come indulge: hairymuse.com

RT 4 RT

Honestly ready to fight this weather. It's NOVEMBER why do I feel like I have too many layers on 😫

Taking this perspective into account: sometimes (newer) SWers think they'll find community automatically w/ other workers because of a single shared experience. But building community is building individual relationships repeatedly. Which is always a choice and always takes time

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RT @thejessicadore@twitter.com

Today's card. Theologian Deitrich Bonhoeffer wrote that fantasy of community is destructive to community whereas "the person who loves those around them will create community." Maybe this is to say community exists only in the choices of the present & can't exist anywhere else.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/thejessicadore/sta

Like if you have a crush on MeπŸ˜‰

RT if you're down with women loving and celebrating their bodies😘

😍hairymuse.com
🀩linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

Ohmygoodness πŸ₯° I take a social media break for birthdays and this is so sweet to come back to!

RT @VirginDixie@twitter.com

Happy Birthday to beautiful @hairymuse@twitter.com from your friends at dickievirgin.com! Impress your Goddess on Her special day by sending a worthy tribute: hairymuse.com ➽ @dickievirgin@twitter.com πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸΎπŸ˜˜

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VirginDixie/status

I have visited before. You can fly me out or sign up for my newsletter to get news for when I am traveling next!

linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

RT @johndav04792929@twitter.com

@hairymuse@twitter.com I love your hair, too bad your not in Orlando

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/johndav04792929/st

Favorite things about self include how my lush armpit hair peeks out in the most casual way no matter what position my arm is in 😏

Don't believe me? Come see it: hairymuse.com

Here's to sleepy morning selfies πŸ’ƒπŸ½

Ironically a lot of them kicked me off for using the word Viagra. Which. . . Isn't a pornographic word nor only used by adult entertainers but whatever.

I think this time it's my actual email that's triggering some algorithm.

Be yourself, they said! Someone needs to tell AI!

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As of this morning, I've gotten kicked off of 7 newsletter services for being adult content related. 2 of which I paid for!

Anyway for those of you who use it: can you advertise touring/escorting on YNotMail? Their ToS is confusing.

Bitmoji for the algorithms & commiserating

Mistress Velvet was such an incredible and beautiful human being. Please consider donating to the exhibit and Day of Remembrance fund organized by @HeauxHistory@twitter.com here and help close the gap:

gofundme.com/f/mistress-v-exhi

RT @MissVChicago@twitter.com

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πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MissVChicago/statu

Your reward for surviving the past year is the stink of pits πŸ₯°

Come collect: linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

Love patting my fluffy bush in the morning before running my fingers through it πŸ₯°

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