Always chasing the darkest chocolate available wherever I am 😌

Supply chain problems? Labor shortages? We have you covered!

RT @hotandsad69@twitter.com

i am beyond confused at this iwantclips store

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hotandsad69/status

Folks have been asking me recently if I'm "still shaved" so here's me reassuring you that the pandemonium of last year proved to me the benefits of my own grooming habits πŸ’«πŸ’ƒπŸ½

Proof is in the pudding so come indulge: hairymuse.com

RT 4 RT

RT @thejessicadore@twitter.com

Today's card. Theologian Deitrich Bonhoeffer wrote that fantasy of community is destructive to community whereas "the person who loves those around them will create community." Maybe this is to say community exists only in the choices of the present & can't exist anywhere else.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/thejessicadore/sta

Like if you have a crush on MeπŸ˜‰

RT if you're down with women loving and celebrating their bodies😘

😍hairymuse.com
🀩linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

Ohmygoodness πŸ₯° I take a social media break for birthdays and this is so sweet to come back to!

RT @VirginDixie@twitter.com

Happy Birthday to beautiful @hairymuse@twitter.com from your friends at dickievirgin.com! Impress your Goddess on Her special day by sending a worthy tribute: hairymuse.com ➽ @dickievirgin@twitter.com πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸΎπŸ˜˜

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VirginDixie/status

Favorite things about self include how my lush armpit hair peeks out in the most casual way no matter what position my arm is in 😏

Don't believe me? Come see it: hairymuse.com

Here's to sleepy morning selfies πŸ’ƒπŸ½

As of this morning, I've gotten kicked off of 7 newsletter services for being adult content related. 2 of which I paid for!

Anyway for those of you who use it: can you advertise touring/escorting on YNotMail? Their ToS is confusing.

Bitmoji for the algorithms & commiserating

Mistress Velvet was such an incredible and beautiful human being. Please consider donating to the exhibit and Day of Remembrance fund organized by @HeauxHistory@twitter.com here and help close the gap:

gofundme.com/f/mistress-v-exhi

RT @MissVChicago@twitter.com

πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MissVChicago/statu

Your reward for surviving the past year is the stink of pits πŸ₯°

Come collect: linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

Ok but I love the chaos Oliver brings πŸ˜‚

RT @FreeformTV@twitter.com

All the secrets are coming out, doors may or may not be broken down
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Watch this terrific damn finale of streaming now on @hulu@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FreeformTV/status/

Currently prioritizing dates that want to discuss

Bonus points for Agatha Christie lens

RT @PattyNest@twitter.com

Before I go to bed the new episode of Only Murders in the Building

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/PattyNest/status/1

I am pretty sure I went through all of these stages during quarantine . . .

RT @nerdist@twitter.com

Steve Martin is a mood in Only Murders in the Building

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/nerdist/status/144

Chicago! Your hairy Domme is coming by: Oct 21st - 26th. Dates are already going to book up!

πŸ’»hairymuse.com
🌐linktr.ee/jasmineisariot

RT 4 RT πŸ˜‰

You'd think after all these years I'd know how to wash and store thongs without everything getting twisted and tangled 😩 Currently soliciting solutions for this grave dilemma

That awkward moment when an "enthusiast of excreta-related humor" doesn't understand 1) how intimately South Asians study how different spices and herbs work w/ different aspect of the digestive system and 2) just how much spice and poop related jokes South Asians crack

RT @AnandWrites@twitter.com

.@geneweingarten@twitter.com thinks Indian food is terrible because it is entirely based on one spice. Which is basically the opposite of the truth.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AnandWrites/status

That awkward moment when an "enthusiast of excreta-related humor" doesn't understand 1) how intimately South Asians study how different spices and herbs work w/ different aspect of the digestive system and 2) just how much spice and poop related jokes South Asians crack

RT @AnandWrites@twitter.com

.@geneweingarten@twitter.com thinks Indian food is terrible because it is entirely based on one spice. Which is basically the opposite of the truth.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AnandWrites/status

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