Jamie Lee (NYC) @jamieklee@switter.at

"Sex contains all..."

Lovely excerpt.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#lovelypoem
#readitatpoetsdotorg
#itscalledawomanwaitsforme
#anyway
#petite
#mature
#laiiiiiidback
#shorthair
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#gfe #incall #swlisting
#waltwhitman4life

Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Post-pandemic lunch today @2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#delicious
#itwasturkeypastrami
#swlisting
#sofaselfies
#shorthair #nerdish
#notinmidtown
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#gfe #nyc
#emailfordeets

Recent selfies (taken in my native dimension). Rarely post face pics - will probably delete later. #nofilter

#mature
#petite
#relaxed
#gfe #nyc
#swlisting
#Hilbertspace
#Mtheory
#polydimensional
#emailfordeets

👉 jamiepkd@gmail.com

Petite, mature, relaxed & very sexual.

Location: at the end of a trail of Takis in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#gfe #nyc
#goodvibes
#groovyincall
#notbigonlingerie
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#shorthair
#nerdish
#swlisting
#emailfordeets

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#gfe
#nyc
#petite
#mature
#nerdish
#swlisting
#laiiiiiiidback
#formertomboy
#goodvibes #groovyincall
#notinmidtown #emailfordeets

👉👉👉👉 jamiepkd@gmail.com

Netflix & chill & snacks = great way to: 1) celebrate mid-summer & 2) unwind during the end of a global pandemic.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#netflixandchill #mature #petite
#relaxed #groovyincall #snacks
#snaxxx #shorthair #nerdish
#swlisting #gfe #nyc #sofaselfies
#notinmidtown #emailfordeets

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ytiC kroY weN :noitacoL
moc.liamg@dkpeimaj :tcatnoC

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#swlisting

<<THIS SIDE OF PARADISE>> is the best episode of any Star Trek, ever. Please do NOT contact me unless you agree. Kidding. Contact me regardless. (If you don't know what psychedelic space spores are, even - no worries! I won't judge you.* )

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Location: groovy 'n' humble space pod hovering above New York City (alternate dimension).
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#gfe #nyc
#swlisting
#incall #mature #petite
#psychedelicspacespores
#netflixandspores
#spock #TOS4ever
#alsoloveTNG

*Or will I?

If, at EXACTLY midnight, you stand in front of a mirror & say "Jimi Hendrix” 3 times quickly, Jimi Hendrix will appear IN THAT SAME MIRROR & will grant you the power to travel interdimensionally. *However,* I also know how to travel like that, so if summoning Jimi doesn't work for you, I'd be happy to teach you. But you'd have to meet me in person.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting
#mature
#420friendly
#shorthair
#laiiiidback
#nerdish
#emailfordeets

ATTENTION!!! So sooooo DELICIOUSSSSSS mmmmmm... 🔥 🔥 🔥

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#delicious #snacks #snaxxx #takis #takisrated #anyhoo #aboutme #petite #mature #laiiiidback #nyc #gfe #notinmidtown #swlisting

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NOT TO BRAG, but I happen to have <quite> the tidy junk drawer. I realize it may seem like I'm speaking euphemistically, but I'm not. OR AM I? (Seriously though I'm not. Just now cleaned it & WOW there were like 81 dead pens in there + an infinity of batteries + loose Skittles + old mail + 2 old phones + more. A lot more! Super tidy now, though.)

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#tidyjunkdrawer 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#mature
#petite
#gfe
#incall
#emailfordeets

LOOK AT IT 👇👇👇👇

Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Post-pandemic lunch today @2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#delicious
#itwasturkeypastrami
#swlisting
#sofaselfies
#shorthair #nerdish
#notinmidtown
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#gfe #nyc
#emailfordeets

Native of another dimension, currently trapped on this Earth due to issues involving both time and space. (Turns out, sex helps replenish the cosmo-plasma necessary for inter-dimensional travel.) Short blonde hair, mature, former tomboy & laaaaaaid back.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#helpmegethome
#sofaselfies
#gfe #nyc #incall #petite
#swlisting #emailfordeets

Erotic + lovely.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#touchyouwithmymind
#smileshylyobscene
#tounderstandthosehashtags
#readthepoem
#inothernews
#mature #petite #relaxed
#notinmidtown
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#nyc #incall #gfe
#nerdish #shorthair
#laiiiidback
#swlisting
#eeCUMmings #getit #lol
#seriouslythough
#lovelypoem

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"A Switter Haiku"

T-shirt, thigh and thigh,
panties are basic from Gap -
grapefruit behind me.

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Any provider reading this <<must>> respond with their own switter haiku -- *so say the rules of switter* (pretty sure it's in the rules). Haiku = 5 syllables 1st line/7 syllables 2nd line/5 again for 3rd line.
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ALSO! If you do write one, I will cast a <spell of your choice> for you. 🔮

#mature #petite #relaxed
#groovyincall #swlisting #gfe
#switterhaiku #sofaselfies #nyc
#emailfordeets

SOFa SeLfIeS sOFa SELfies soFA sElfieS SOFA SELFIES!

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#sofaselfies #groovyincall
#mature #petite #shorthair
#formertomboy #laiiiiidback
#swlisting #gfe #nyc
#emailfordeets

"Sex contains all..."

Lovely excerpt.

💜

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#lovelypoem
#readitatpoetsdotorg
#itscalledawomanwaitsforme
#anyway
#petite
#mature
#laiiiiiidback
#shorthair
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#gfe #incall #swlisting
#waltwhitman4life

Letting you all know that yes, the rumor is true! I am *indeed* starting a new religion! Can't divulge much yet, but I will say that Xxxreti (aka She Who Watches Over Internet-Facilitated Sexual Congress) will be an important deity, nachos will be holy sacrament, and dedicated acolytes will attain the ability to do laundry with their minds. WOW!

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#infomercialcomingsoon #gfe #nyc #notinmidtown #mature #petite #laaaaidback #swlisting

Some leftover candy.
jamiepkd@gmail.com #swlisting

Relaxed woman on sofa (me) seeks occasional company (you).

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Location: a sofa in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#sofaselfies #petite #mature
#groovyincall #shorthair #nyc #gfe #swlisting #emailfordeets

This year, I've decided to try new things - like posting face pics! Below is a recent selfie taken by the version of me that lives in another dimension. Pic is 100% accurate. Happy New Year!

Location: this dimension (specifically, New York City)
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting #incall #gfe
#mature #petite #nyc
#polydimensional
#psychedelicsex
#notinmidtown
#emailfordeets

History teacher irl, with my off hours spent taking a lot of sofa selfies. (One wonders: is there a sacred number of such selfies one could take? Like say X amount of sofa selfies might awaken some slumbering god, who would then do my bidding?) Anyhoo. About me: petite, mature, on the nerd end. Relaxed & very sexual.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#gfe
#nyc
#incall
#shorthair
#swlisting
#420friendly
#sofaselfies
#notinmidtown
#emailfordeets
#bigfanofmakingout