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Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Post-pandemic lunch today @2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
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GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES
GOOD VIBES

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๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ jamiepkd@gmail.com

Netflix & chill & snacks = great way to: 1) celebrate mid-summer & 2) unwind during the end of a global pandemic.

๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿฅจ

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com





โธฎ... dnalydaL cirtcelE ot (neeb reve uoy evah) neeb reve uoy evaH

ytiC kroY weN :noitacoL
moc.liamg@dkpeimaj :tcatnoC

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<<THIS SIDE OF PARADISE>> is the best episode of any Star Trek, ever. Please do NOT contact me unless you agree. Kidding. Contact me regardless. (If you don't know what psychedelic space spores are, even - no worries! I won't judge you.* )

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Location: groovy 'n' humble space pod hovering above New York City (alternate dimension).
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com







*Or will I?

If, at EXACTLY midnight, you stand in front of a mirror & say "Jimi Hendrixโ€ 3 times quickly, Jimi Hendrix will appear IN THAT SAME MIRROR & will grant you the power to travel interdimensionally. *However,* I also know how to travel like that, so if summoning Jimi doesn't work for you, I'd be happy to teach you. But you'd have to meet me in person.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com







ATTENTION!!! So sooooo DELICIOUSSSSSS mmmmmm... :licking_lips: :licking_lips: :licking_lips: ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ :licking_lips: ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

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NOT TO BRAG, but I happen to have <quite> the tidy junk drawer. I realize it may seem like I'm speaking euphemistically, but I'm not. OR AM I? (Seriously though I'm not. Just now cleaned it & WOW there were like 81 dead pens in there + an infinity of batteries + loose Skittles + old mail + 2 old phones + more. A lot more! Super tidy now, though.)

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

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LOOK AT IT ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Post-pandemic lunch today @2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










Native of another dimension, currently trapped on this Earth due to issues involving both time and space. (Turns out, sex helps replenish the cosmo-plasma necessary for inter-dimensional travel.) Short blonde hair, mature, former tomboy & laaaaaaid back.

๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ––

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com




"A Switter Haiku"

T-shirt, thigh and thigh,
panties are basic from Gap -
grapefruit behind me.

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Any provider reading this <<must>> respond with their own switter haiku -- *so say the rules of switter* (pretty sure it's in the rules). Haiku = 5 syllables 1st line/7 syllables 2nd line/5 again for 3rd line.
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ALSO! If you do write one, I will cast a <spell of your choice> for you. ๐Ÿ”ฎ




Letting you all know that yes, the rumor is true! I am *indeed* starting a new religion! Can't divulge much yet, but I will say that Xxxreti (aka She Who Watches Over Internet-Facilitated Sexual Congress) will be an important deity, nachos will be holy sacrament, and dedicated acolytes will attain the ability to do laundry with their minds. WOW!

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

Relaxed woman on sofa (me) seeks occasional company (you).

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Location: a sofa in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com


This year, I've decided to try new things - like posting face pics! Below is a recent selfie taken by the version of me that lives in another dimension. Pic is 100% accurate. Happy New Year!

Location: this dimension (specifically, New York City)
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com






History teacher irl, with my off hours spent taking a lot of sofa selfies. (One wonders: is there a sacred number of such selfies one could take? Like say X amount of sofa selfies might awaken some slumbering god, who would then do my bidding?) Anyhoo. About me: petite, mature, on the nerd end. Relaxed & very sexual.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










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