Jamie Lee (NYC) @jamieklee@switter.at

If, at EXACTLY midnight, you stand in front of a mirror & say "Jimi Hendrix” 3 times quickly, Jimi Hendrix will appear IN THAT SAME MIRROR & will grant you the power to travel interdimensionally. *However,* I also know how to travel like that, so if summoning Jimi doesn't work for you, I'd be happy to teach you. But you'd have to meet me in person.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting
#mature
#420friendly
#shorthair
#laiiiidback
#nerdish
#gfe

History teacher irl who happens to have a very clean junk drawer. I realize it may seem like I'm speaking euphemistically, but I'm not. OR AM I? (Seriously though I'm not. Just now cleaned it & WOW there were like 81 thumb tacks in there + an infinity of paper clips + stray Skittles + stained receipts + 2 old phones + more. A lot more! Totally clean now, though.)

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#fyi #swlisting #mature #nyc #incall #shorthair #gfe #petite #notinmidtown

Netflix & chill & snacks

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#mature #petite #shorthair #nerdish #gfe #nyc #snacks #notinmidtown #sofaselfies #swlisting #emailfordeets

ATTENTION!!! So sooooo DELICIOUSSSSSS mmmmmm... 🔥 🔥 🔥

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#takis #takisrated #delicious #snacks #snaxxx #anyhoo #aboutme #petite #mature #laiiiidback #nyc #notinmidtown #swlisting

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<<<THIS SIDE OF PARADISE>>> is the best episode of any Star Trek, ever. Please do NOT bother contacting me unless you agree. Kidding. Contact me regardless. Even if you have no idea what intergalactic psychedelic spores even *are* - I would never judge you for that. So yeah, contact me :)

Location: a groovy/humble crib in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

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#gfe
#nyc
#incall
#mature
#nerdish
#shorthair
#formertomboy
#notinmidtown
#swlisting

Woman on couch (me) seeks occasional company (you).

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#petite #mature #shorthair #laiiiidback #420friendly #formertomboy #notinmidtown
#notbigonlingerie #notupscale #morelikemediumscale #nyc #gfe #incall #swlisting #sofaselfies #snacks #emailfordeets

"Lust" by Yusef Komunyakaa
(From Talking Dirty to the Gods)

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#lovelypoem
#lovelyincall
#mature #petite #laiiiidback
#gfe #swlisting #emailfordeets

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SOFa SeLfIeS sOFa SELfies soFA sElfieS SOFA SELFIES!

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#sofaselfies
#swlisting
#groovyincall
#mature
#petite
#gfe
#shorthair
#nerdish
#laiiiiidback
#emailfordeets

Petite, chill, mature & very sexual.

Location: at the end of a trail of Skittles in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#gfe #nyc
#notinmidtown
#notbigonlingerie
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#shorthair
#laiiiidback
#nerdish
#sofaselfies
#420friendly
#munchies
#snacks
#formertomboy
#emailfordeets
#swlisting

"Sex contains all..."

Lovely excerpt.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#waltwhitman
#leavesofgrass
#entirepoemisonpoetsdotorg
#itscalledawomanwaitsforme
#anyhoo
#notinmidtown
#petite
#mature
#shorthair
#nerdish
#laaaaaaidback
#swlisting
#nyc #gfe
#emailfordeets

History teacher irl, with the occasional psychedelic sex summer thrown in for good measure. Fan of Takis tortilla chips, 15th-century grimoires, and the original Law & Order. Petite, mature, short blonde hair (a tad shaggy right now...). On the nerd end. Laid back & very sexual & an easy hang.

Location: humble yet groovy digs in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#takisfuego
#sexualalchemy
#briscoeandgreen
#nyc #gfe #incall
#notinmidtown
#420friendly
#tinyholeinpurpletanktop
#swlisting

Erotic + lovely.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#touchyouwithmymind
#smileshylyobscene
#tounderstandthosehashtags
#readthepoem
#inothernews
#mature #petite #relaxed
#notinmidtown
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#nyc #incall #gfe
#nerdish #shorthair
#laiiiidback
#swlisting
#eeCUMmings #getit #lol
#seriouslythough
#lovelypoem

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History teacher irl, with summers spent developing occult powers. Current Netflix obsession: The Twilight Zone. About me: mature, fit, petite, short hair, nerdish, laiiiiidback.

Location: a middle ground between light and shadow... a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity... a dimension of imagination otherwise known as... New York City

Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting
#nyc
#incall
#gfe
#notinmidtown
#notupscale
#morelikemediumscale
#rodserling4life

⸮... dnalydaL cirtcelE ot (neeb reve uoy evah) neeb reve uoy evaH

ytiC kroY weN :noitacoL
moc.liamg@dkpeimaj :tcatnoC

erutam#
etitep#
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llacni#
steedrofliame#
#swlisting

WHOAAA. Second pic is my alternate-universe apartment.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting #gfe #mature #petite #shorthair #nerdish #notinmidtown #emailfordeets

History teacher irl, currently designing business cards for a conference slated to be held on a sentient satellite orbiting Earth. Below is my first pass. (Hot tip: Vistaprint = easy-to-design business cards.) Conference isn’t until end of summer, though. Until then I’ll be doing things like making nachos & posting on switter. Petite, former tomboy, incall, not in midtown :)

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#mature #swlisting
#gfe #nyc #notupscale #morelikemediumscale

Fan of Jimi Hendrix & Roman mystery cults. Cute, arguably. An easy hang, definitely. Mia-Farrow-in-Rosemary's-Baby style hair. Petite, fit, blonde, mature. Relaxed & fun & very sexual.

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Location: psychedelic wormhole within New York City. Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#andthegodsmadelove
#420friendly
#formertomboy
#nerdish
#lingerieisnotmystrongsuit
#swlisting
#incall #gfe #nyc
#notinmidtown
#emailfordeets

If, at EXACTLY midnight, you stand in front of a mirror & say "Jimi Hendrix” 3 times quickly, Jimi Hendrix will appear IN THAT SAME MIRROR & will grant you the power to travel interdimensionally. *However,* I also know how to travel like that, so if summoning Jimi doesn't work for you, I'd be happy to teach you. But you'd have to meet me in person.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#swlisting
#mature
#420friendly
#shorthair
#laiiiidback
#nerdish
#gfe

QUARANTINE DISPATCH #2: Feel like I'm living in some kind of 70s-era, B-movie dystopia, of the kind that would've starred Charlton Heston. Hence, applied a sepia-toned-70s-film filter to pics below. (Both taken in the pre-pandemic olden days of mid-Feb).

Hope all is well. 🙏 🖖

Location: a dystopic New York City circa 1973 or so
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#nyc
#swlisting
#letssummonHestonforhelp
#maybewecansummonhimtogether

DISPATCH FROM QUARANTINE: Very happy to report that I am living in the present AND in the year 1789, in France (which is about to erupt in revolution, thus upending 900 years of monarchic rule). Quarantine enhances one's ability to time-travel, as it turns out.

Fyi.

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Location: New York City, Versailles
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#quarantinetip
#surfingacosmicstring
#vivelarévolution
#swlisting
#nyc

It's the LEAST wonderful time of the year, which is why I invented my own religion, which has its own holidays. (This religion, which I briefly touched on in a previous post, is a combination of ancient Slavic beliefs + two polytheistic religions of the future.) Anyway! Our most hallowed holiday falls on 1/20, and the Sacred Sexual Countdown to that holiday begins today. WOW!

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#countdownwithme #sexmagick #laiiiidback #mature #gfe #swlisting

History teacher irl who happens to have a very clean junk drawer. I realize it may seem like I'm speaking euphemistically, but I'm not. OR AM I? (Seriously though I'm not. Just now cleaned it & WOW there were like 81 thumb tacks in there + an infinity of paper clips + stray Skittles + stained receipts + 2 old phones + more. A lot more! Totally clean now, though.)

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

#fyi #swlisting #mature #nyc #incall #shorthair #gfe #petite #notinmidtown