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Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Reminiscing about pre-pandemic NYC, specifically about 2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com









This year, I've decided to try new things - like posting face pics! Below is a recent selfie taken by the version of me that lives in another dimension. Pic is 100% accurate. Happy New Year!

Location: this dimension (specifically, New York City)
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com






Fan of Takis tortilla chips, 15th-century grimoires, and the original Law & Order. Also sex.

Petite, mature & an easy hang.

Location: humble digs in NYC
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










History teacher irl who happens to have a very clean junk drawer. I realize it may seem like I'm speaking euphemistically, but I'm not. OR AM I? (Seriously though I'm not. Just now cleaned it & WOW there were like 81 thumb tacks in there + an infinity of paper clips + stray Skittles + stained receipts + 2 old phones + more. A lot more! Totally clean now, though.)

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

Native of another dimension, currently trapped on this Earth due to issues involving both time and space. (Turns out, sex helps replenish the cosmo-plasma necessary for inter-dimensional travel.) Short blonde hair, mature, former tomboy & laaaaaaid back.

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com




History teacher irl, with my off hours spent taking a lot of sofa selfies. (One wonders: is there a sacred number of such selfies one could take? Like say X amount of sofa selfies might awaken some slumbering god, who would then do my bidding?) Anyhoo. About me: petite, mature, on the nerd end. Relaxed & very sexual.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










Fan of Jimi Hendrix & Roman mystery cults. Cute, arguably. An easy hang, definitely. Mia-Farrow-in-Rosemary's-Baby style hair. Petite, fit, blonde, mature. Relaxed & fun & very sexual.

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Location: psychedelic wormhole within New York City. Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com










Laaaaaiiiiid baaaaack, with my mind on my pastrami and pastrami on my mind. (Reminiscing about pre-pandemic NYC, specifically about 2nd Ave Deli.) Mature, petite, fit & an easy hang.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com









<<<THIS SIDE OF PARADISE>>> is the best episode of any Star Trek, ever. Please do NOT bother contacting me unless you agree. Kidding. Contact me regardless. Even if you have no idea what intergalactic psychedelic spores even *are* - I would never judge you for that. So yeah, contact me :)

Location: a groovy/humble crib in New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

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ATTENTION!!! So sooooo DELICIOUSSSSSS mmmmmm... :licking_lips: :licking_lips: :licking_lips: πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ :licking_lips: πŸ”₯

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

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Another pic from my "sofa selfies in a gray tank top" series. Anyhoo... looking for people to help me summon the <<old gods>> who, once summoned, will ensure Biden's seamless transition into office. Do not miss this opportunity to MAKE HISTORY, people. Summoning involves something that rhymes with "hex," fyi.

Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com

"Lust" by Yusef Komunyakaa
(From Talking Dirty to the Gods)

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Location: New York City
Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com




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History teacher irl, with summers spent developing occult powers. Current Netflix obsession: The Twilight Zone. About me: mature, fit, petite, short hair, nerdish, laiiiiidback.

Location: a middle ground between light and shadow... a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity... a dimension of imagination otherwise known as... New York City

Contact: jamiepkd@gmail.com








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