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We got half way through the process before he started to completely lose his shit.

...just ordered this to put on the work bench out in the shed. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

Don't really need the neck part, one his feet leave the ground he goes dead weight.

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It's spa day for the mop dog and I'm just procrastinating like hell.

Just saying, besides R&M fans, horror people are the first to hate their own favorite genre. Is weird.

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People LOVED The Witch.

...I didn't get it. I watched that movie four fucking times trying to understand why people were so freaked out by and in love with it.

All I got out of it was goats are really neat and that one cool sounding line.

But I don't shit on it. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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The more fans something good has, the better. The more varying content a genre has, the better, even if *I* (or you) don't personally like it.

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A lot of horror fans are super fucking snobby.

The Oscar's won't even feature our shit 90% of the time, friend. Stop gatekeeping and being a douche about a genre that's already pretty shit on.

Sindel from MK really made an impression on me as a kid. πŸ˜…

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Before that start in camming, the last time I had long hair I was like...7.

Part of me is growing it out of curiosity & another part of me is growing it out to braid it with small metal bits & sling it at men who talk out of the side of their face at me.

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Correct me with proof if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the last time I cut the lngth of my hair all the way off was like...last year sometime.

Only reason I remember is because someone bitched at me about it...

Either way, that's neat! Longest it's been since I started SW tbh

Legit would go so far as to say Jennifer's Body is in my top 10 horror flicks. Right next to Teeth & American Mary.

IMO, Megan Fox should really play more villains if she's still acting. She was made to be the bad guy. It's a shame she was stuck w/ mostly hot girl/damsel roles.

I know the Harley Quinn King Shark isn't as... mindlessly violent, but I prefer my shark species with some personality.

Also, I just love Ron Funches.

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Joe and I arguing about who the best King Shark will be.

At least my King Shark doesn't wanna be up tiny hand's giant asshole.

I watched Jennifer's Body for the first time.

I. Am. A fan.

But thank fuck I'm not relying on that to get off because holy fuck. We all know ain't shit actually gonna happen to anyone white, "rich" and male in this country.

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I'm pretty sure if tiny hands gets even a third of what's due to him legally speaking, I will spontaneously cum.

Just a little justice, as a treat.

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Technically not my shift change, but whatever. πŸ˜‚

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Okay! Because of the random shift change, my cam schedule is now play it by ear for the next six weeks.

No cam this evening, but I'm thinking Thursday afternoon/evening we could do some fun/weird stuff. 😁

I will never get anywhere karma wise in this life because it brings me genuine happiness to see bad things happen to bad people.

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