And I am beyond delighted to welcome @FaunaRosehill (back) to New York. I was thrilled to see, hear, and touch this lithe, energetic, worldly and otherworldly dynamo. So natural and easygoing, fun and playful, cosmopolitan and creative, enchanting and most of all deeply spiritually smolderingly passionate and just blazingly hot.🔥

The young, sultry, and charming @yurinova, oh my, she is like an elegant sexy work of art, a ballet dancer, a goth-ish angel, a cutting edge model. Her photos hint at her beauty, perfect curves and luminous skin, sophisticated, graceful: I’ve got a lil androgynous thing, and this girl definitely hit that particular sweet spot. 🧛‍♀️

I got super geeky, super erudite, and finally super duper freaky with @HazelsGaze. She’s so cool and striking, and our time together was both gentle and sweet and vigorously intense. Bohemian, literary, creative, sexy, daring, and fun! 😈

I loved seeing (twice!) the absolutely gorgeous and delicious @MidEastPrincess, and can’t wait for more. She’s so fun, smart, and sassy, the perfect college girl fantasy come to vivid life. I loved every moment with her, and couldn’t keep my eyes off her. And did I mention she’s stunningly beautiful? 😛

I’ve been too busy to post reviews of my excellent adventures lately. So here I go — and only the great ones:

I made a CuriousCat!

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