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@privatedelights
needs a grooming option that says
“varies by moon phase” 🙈🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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I wish it was easier to be a contributing member to society between the hours of like 12-6:30AM. I mean, "yay for project work," -- but where are the people at??

if I had an onlyfans, my arms would be jacked.
i've never gotten a good photo or video in less than 17 attempts.

I half-assedly wanna get a Twitter but I just hate social pressure --
oops... i mean -- media, so badly 😭

-four more days until saying "Happy New Year" to anyone I haven't seen since December officially becomes fuckin weird & I can just go back to "hey again." (this just occurred to me while writing an email)

-i miss reading the newspaper but don't believe in the news

-i attend weddings of marriages that have dissolved & baby showers for [now asshole] kids, but no one supports me in my "do whatever I want all the time for the rest of my life" party? aight then.

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Ain't it wild how life can kick your ass for weeks on end...and then a small, beautiful moment of pure joy arrives and reminds you to slow down and just go with the weird, wildness of it all.

As cliche as it sounds, taking a moment to just appreciate yourself and what you love can do wonders. Or maybe it was just the coffee talking. 😉❤️

Stay awesome, y'all.

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Because I had to take so much time off this month due to family obligations & the dentist I need 10 appointments 1/20-1/31. Please send me sexy magic and pray to whatever mystical forces you believe in. I'm an atheist. But it can't hurt. JadeRose83.com

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Let's get acquainted, shall we?

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I’d be more likely to sign up for a gym membership if it came with a free baguette.

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WHO'S A GOOD GIRL 😍

I am going to round off the last Filthy Friday before Christmas with a kinky little treat in the shape of Tindra looking about as cute as the proverbial f*** as she sits up & begs with her big boobs & extremely long tongue out for Tigerr like a good little girl 😍

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SEXY STOCKING FILLERS 😍

All I really want to find in my Christmas stockings this year are these two naughty little strumpets all loved up and ready to get it on.. is that too much to ask? To be fair, if Santa had these two in his sack I think he would be keeping them for himself 💦

There are so many juicy videos to browse through & new ones added every day!! 🔞
The DMs are always open for a naughty chat & NO hidden fees.. just ten bucks a month all in
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Louise 💋💋💋

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:lingerie: ❤ I sold a pair of panties! Right off my booty... still warm and saturated with my essence. It turned me on.

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