‪If you’re someone who has a grandma that keeps dying at the worst possible moment, or who’s car inconveniently breaks down whenever you’re about to get laid, don’t book me. Your grandma will die again, and so will your car. And I’ll still ask for the cancellation fee. ‬

My condolences about grandma though 🤷🏼‍♀️

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