Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Tantra is for someone who practices all paths because all paths encompass tantra.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? 🏃‍♂️🤣

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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.