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Aha! I got it!

Ahem.

There once was a fucker named Fisk
Whose thrust was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
Fitzgerald Contraction
Diminished his dick to a disk.

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Something to be careful about when selecting a lady to see -- these toots all came within an hour or so:

"Remember guys Prebook if you want a for sure 😘"

"I DO NOT PREBOOK , so please do NOT message me untill your ready."

"I love all these prebookings! I’m booking way into December now and that kind of forethought makes me wet."

Be sure you check which type you're about to call!

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???

I know what is (and we all know it is *NOT* bare sex).

But what is ?
What won't you do?

The tag is useless without a shared understanding of just what it declares out-of-bounds. Please explain it to us guys.

What does it mean to you, who put in your ads or profiles?

Thank you, careful ladies.

And please, if you are not a provider, keep silence and let them speak for themselves. Thank you.

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Is it true that if you block someone, you can proceed to trash them and they won't see it or have any chance to correct it or respond?

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Occasionally the question arises as to whether I prefer breasts or buttocks (usually phrased differently). I really don't understand the question. Every woman's body is different, and to fixate on one part seems to be so incredibly limiting of the fun to be had.

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RT @MistressKye@twitter.com

RE: MALE 'DOMS'

Male Doms can be:
•soft spoken
•gentle.
•the not-so-bossy type

What a male Dom should NOT be is:
•cruel
•manipulative
•limits-breaking
•bully
•treating ya like chattle

That's NOT a Dom.

Thats a predator using kink to locate victims.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MistressKye/status

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Love the new P411 feature that allows a P411 client to share limited info with a non-P411 provider. That should help with screening.

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"You can't be on top all the time, it isn't natural."
Olivia de Havilland,
actress

quoted in another context ...

Aha! I got it!

Ahem.

There once was a fucker named Fisk
Whose thrust was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
Fitzgerald Contraction
Diminished his dick to a disk.

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RT @Ignixia@twitter.com

Hey. Newbie kinkster. Yea, you:

Handcuffs are terrible for first time bondage. They're designed to damage the wrist if you struggle. Seriously, don't use them.

If you need plausible deniability try: scarves, ties, or belts

But stop. using. handcuffs!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Ignixia/status/114

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I do so enjoy being with a provider who knows what she's doing.

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There is an amazing power found in the stillness of sex....far beyond the gyrations and sounds.

This new foundation for intimacy appears when you drop the expectations of what is supposed to happen during the sexual experience.

Explore this.

Allow for:

Simplicity. Sensations.

Celebrate as You take yourself (and your partner) to new heights of connection when you do. ~Dianne Dougherty

Happy Sunday!

Love ❤️
Dianne Dougherty
Love Coach
Holistic Professional
DianneDoughertyCoaching.com

There once was a fucker named Fisk
Whose thrust was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
Fitzgerald Contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk.

I can't get this to scan lewdly enough. What's the better word for "rapier" here?

@BrienneHarris

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RT @DesireeAlliance@twitter.com

FOSTA/SESTA goes beyond sex trafficking. It guts Sec 230 of the Comm Decency Act and allows them to go after any content they deem inappropriate/sexual/immoral, etc. It goes after the entirety of the www. Think watered down PATRIOT Act on the scope of these combined laws

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DesireeAlliance/st

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I'm a fairly simple person. I don't think that I'm working through any issues by seeing providers. I just enjoy having sex with beautiful women.

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As important as foreplay is let us not neglect afterplay.

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Toots from yesterday (2019 April 7, California time) are labeled "12/17" on my Home scroll today (though newer ones are "14h" style).

@j

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Providers are beautiful in so many different ways. It's one of the joys of being a client to be able to spend time with lovely women of all ages, shapes, sizes, ethnicities, whatever.

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