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On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?
Celebrate Freedom with me by grilling hot dogs and dry humpin' to Bon Jovi's Livin on a prayer. I'll bring the apple pie, you bring the Bud Light and IROC.
Remember: You're not American if your don't book Miss V. Fuck yeah!
Avail 9am to 9.pm Mon thru Sat. 24 hour advanced notice. Booking via #p411 #eccie #oh2 or my #jotform listed in my header.
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@ValentinaVoluptua just reading this makes me get Heaven by Brian Adams feels.