Marriage Boredome Abatement Services available in South Austin.
Side effects may include: Tumescent Boners, Involuntary Toe Curling, Screaming "Sweet Christ!!!" to the Ceiling, Inability to Walk Down My Stairs After Meeting, Restless Tongue Syndrome, Addiction.
Avail 9 am to 9 pm 2.5 miles south of downtown. Offerings and pricing avail in jotform in header. Screening required.
#Austin I’m finished with yoga school & available for dinner, dessert, & more. I’m a natural brunette with exquisite green eyes, quick wit, & a very pretty face. Free-spirited Yogi & devout hedonist - that me :) curious? Perhaps we should meet😘