“I just wanna watch horror movies and fuck. Too much to ask?” — Diana Prince

Melania Trump is the most useless First Lady ever. The least she could do is raise money for unemployed Americans by starting her own OnlyFans page.

FFS. American Conservative magazine just published an article about how OnlyFans is a threat to Western Civilization:

“Every now and then, the modern world produces a trend so ghastly you can’t help but sit back and think, would a global Islamic Caliphate really be that bad?

The reality is that OnlyFans is at its core a destructive concept. With an economy that rarely rewards virtue and hard work, young women are being lured into a line of work that they will likely regret in years to come.”🙄

And, here we see Melania Trump at her Dark Baptism, signing the Book of the Beast...

As if we weren’t already fucked, now we discover that the First Lady is actually Beloch from “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

When you’re seeing three women and they each insist on using a different texting app...

Happy Rosh Hashana!

(We’re gonna party like it’s 5779)

Just finished watching Hereditary.

It won’t just scare you, it will fuck you up for days.

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