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Name: Rani Lane

From: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡²πŸ‡Ά [African/Indigenous]

Lang: English, intermediate Spanish & Danish

Height: 5’6"

Born: December ♑️

Sexuality: Open

Tattoos: Knuckles + 7 large

Piercings: Ears

Pets: 0

Random Fact: Played recital @ First Unitarian Universal. Church in SF

🎀Crown on my head, but the world on my shoulda, I'm too much a rebel never do what I'm supposed ta...🎢

Me: Has crush on rapper whose album is charting/who is currently on tour.

Also me: "Hmm, I wonder if I could arrange things so my friend's company can handle his gear shipping for this tour & then I can meet him."

Fact: I'm cartoon-villain diabolical, but loyalty is πŸ”‘

I hate when I have random celeb crushes; I'm too old for this shit πŸ˜†

I have plans tonight. It's a show I really want to see, but I'm almost in tears at the thought of how much energy it's gonna take to get ready. It's not til 10:30 but I've been wanting to stay home since 5:00. I literally do not have the spoons πŸ˜”

Another Beautiful Day In SwitterlandπŸ’“

Come Join Me In My Private Midtown West Incall Location πŸ‘

All Natural, Curvy, Busty, Beautiful Brunette πŸ’‹

GFE πŸ”₯

Bodyrub πŸ”₯

Phone Calls Only Please 646-207-6850

See You Very Soon!

Location: New York, NYC Manhattan
Contact: 646-207-6850












Indulge your desires & spend time with a gorgeous, fit, down to earth babe looking to spoil you❣️

πŸ’ Always avail to come to your place & multi-hour, lunch/dinner dates, & overnight sleepovers are my FAV & preferred!

πŸ’ Incall can be arranged with enough notice

Treat yourself to an intimate dinner date followed by some naughty dessertπŸ˜‰
& then let’s wake up & let me send you off to work in the best way πŸ‘…πŸ’¦

Book ahead for my best availabilityπŸ’‹

Someone actually blocked me because I said I found it disgusting that a woman proposed to a man on a Booking . com commercial. I cannot 🀣

14 y/o to 13 y/o: There are two genders, Mario & Luigi.

13 y/o: Fortnite & Minecraft

14 y/o: Poop & Pee

Me: Stop this shit, it's bedtime right now. πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜­

Side Note: This is a joke I overheard, my kids know the gender binary is a lie.

This is supposedly a safe neighborhood, yet there's a ghetto bird with spotlight on flying over my house. WTF

I never coddle white fee fees, but in 2020 I'm gonna be more vocal. To that end: If you think being "colorblind" is a good thing, if you believe white people experience racism, or if you discount Black people when they tell you your behavior is racially insensitive, UNFOLLOW ME

Bout to go back to dark hair; blonde has been fun but it's gone on long enough πŸ˜πŸ‘‹πŸΎ

Bios w/o any punctuation, please make it stop πŸ˜­πŸ™ƒ

If I see one more person posting photo/video of them in a store trying panties on over their bare crotch, I'm gonna 🀒

πŸ—£πŸ—£You're supposed to keep your own panties on when trying on swimsuits/panties. How does one reach adulthood & not know this?

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