Funky Gee @TheFunkyGee@switter.at

Now that I've finished the chastity blog - barring the editing - I feel kind of restless. I wonder how real writers cope with this sort of thing.

Chapters 49 and 50 of The Chastity Project have finally been written. That means this is the end of Part One. And that means, in a while, it'll be taken down and the entire first volume will be available as an ebook.

If you want to read it free of charge, then go ahead while you still have a chance. Any feedback - spelling mistakes, grammatical fuck-ups, etc - will be greatly appreciated.

https://grahamfarquhar.blogspot.com/2018/07/49-weekend-of-debauchery.html

Ethical crises occur when the two people next to you are so bigoted that you imagine that there can be no possible overlap between your ideals and theirs - and then they both agree that Donald Trump is "a bad person".

And you start wondering about where the source of the confusion lies.

And you start to suspect that Trump might not actually be a cunt after all if these idiots are saying this, and you find yourself watching the entire foundation of your own moral perspective start to crumble.

I'm in a coffee shop and I can hear two people talking. I'm trying to ignore them, but it's difficult. They've covered the subjects of feminism, anything transgender related and the English - and been incredibly disparaging about all of them. Most recently, they started talking about how eskimos - I'm not kidding - like to run "stark naked". I don't know where they're getting their information, but it's a valuable experience for me. A reminder that morons like this genuinely still exist.

And I wonder if this dude has googled his own name. And if he has, maybe he sees this picture. And maybe he hates me.

Oh... and he's got over 300 research publications.

So, he's achieved stuff. A lot of stuff. Like... in 1968, he achieved a Biophysics Scholarship. Know what I did in 1968? Fucking nothing. I wasn't even interesting enough to have been born, yet.

I found his CV. It covers 37 pages. Mine would barely even cover two pages, and that's only if I make the font huge and pad it out with lies.

He's done photosynthesis of water. I think. And he'd probably rage at me for even writing that, because it's almost definitely completely wrong. But he's done something to do with photosynthesis and it's got something to do with water. Now... I think photosynthesis has got stuff to do with colour and I'm pretty sure water is colourless, so if he IS raging at me, then he's probably right to do so, because I've definitely made a mistake somewhere.

This dude is a fellow of the Australian Academy of Science. In 2015, he got the Prime Minister's Prize for Science. I, on the other hand, don't even know what that is, but I imagine it's some sort of prize for... like... science or something.

A few years ago, I googled my name and found out that there's another Graham Farquhar out there. He seems incredibly intelligent and it looks like he's doing some amazing things. Professor Graham Douglas Farquhar (AO, FAA, FRS, NAS) - the initials after his name look like they want to be longer than the name itself.

Chapters Nine and Ten of my autism blog are finally ready. You can read them here, if you like.

https://farquhar1970.blogspot.com

Models: G. Farquhar & Miss Roxy
Photography: @Hornedoug
Digital editing: G. Farquhar

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