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What Would Tyler Durden Do @Tbaker@switter.at

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I’ve been meaning to get this off of my chest for some time now. This is really hard for me to say..please be considerate when responding to this. This has been a process to admit but I think I found a collective group that will understand............................................................I’m pretty sure I’m the best dancer on Switter.

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I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous and sexual. Beauty and femininity are ageless and can't be contrived, and glamour, although the manufacturers won't like this, cannot be manufactured. Not real glamour; it's based on femininity. - Marilyn Monroe

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Some days are just bad days, that's all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I remind myself that not every day is going to be a good day, that's just the way it is! Dita Von Teese

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You are like a god, like an immortal one,' she whispered to me one night in our bed, her naked body pressed to mine, our sweat golden and glistening in the candlelight. 'Oh, my love,' I whispered back to her, 'I am more mortal than all. It seems that a part of me dies every night that I lie with you.
Roman Payne

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To all the new friends I’ve met on this site...have a really good night. I honestly can say that beneath the beautiful pictures and alluring enticements... I love seeing the vulnerability and human interactions. I wish I could meet each one of you...even just for coffee. Be yourself, be adventurous, but most of all be safe.

@Sweetnicole @islandgent_713 @Cohorn @Danny @Bambicakes

A NoCal beauty recently taught me there is only one appropriate response here: fa sho!!! 🤣

She also enlightened me about true energy exchange. That shit is real and happens often.

Seriously, take the break you need, refuel, and determine your touring plan. I’m a patient man and I have a great sense of what I’m in for.

A quote that I love to share: “Anticipation of pleasure is, in itself, a considerable pleasure.”

"Until we lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves."
Henry Miller

We often expect perfection from others even though we know it can't be achieved. To be human means you have flaws and there is nothing wrong with that.

@Tbaker @Drk_Knight81 @easymorning @profgrumpypants Aww thank you. But I wasn't trying to tell a sad story about Barry White. My ex GF wasn't any more or less selfish than the average person, just a matter of in what part of your life each person is more selfish. She just happened to cum when the wind blew, so that was her area.

@Drk_Knight81 @easymorning @profgrumpypants I had a period where I dated women for a few years, and I had one GF for 3 years, and well anyway when this whole phase started I thought maybe women are less selfish in bed. So my GF of 3 years turns out to be one of those lucky few who can cum in 5 minutes, from doing hardly anything. She could just hump my butt for a few minutes and be done. Meanwhile she'd complain about me taking a while so sometimes leave me hanging.

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“If you treat people kindly, no matter what the circumstances, the Universe will return the kindness to you. It's simply the way life works.”

@islandgent_713 YASSSS, I try to make it my business to participate in at least one random act of kindness daily! Once I made it my business to start doing this I've noticed several changes in many aspects of my life. I strongly believe in good karma and bad karma & you get out what you put in. Thanks for sharing this and always spreading the positive vibes

@Joshfrost469 @islandgent_713 It's really crazy how quickly you notice changes.. small but noticeable. I used to have a crazy attitude and it has gotten so much better since I started. Also, I find myself smiling more often and able to enjoy little things... Like sunsets. I never really noticed how beautiful they are. Now I make it my business to go outside and enjoy them often.. I'm always taking pictures of them too

Listening to a little Sam Cooke this evening while reading.

Life is good. And it's Friday.

(Also, I need to get a copy of this picture framed. So awesome.)

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.

Some of you men truly, really, seriously, make us ladies blush.

It doesn't even take many words... nor does it take sexual words. Especially, because you mean what you say.

We love it as much as you love when we make you smile.

I'm encouraging you to keep it up, Respectfully, because we are ladies. 💗

How much do you think GDP increases when Switter goes down?

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