Annoyed. If your ego is fragile you shouldn’t be in an open relationship.

So I made a trip to Walmart tonight & I got my favorite truffle parm mac n cheese. I head to self checkout & this lady starts asking me very loudly if I’ve had it before. I state yes & she goes off on this crazy tangent about how she tried it & it smelt & and tasted worse & blah blah blah.

The first thing I thought was this bitch needs a more refined pallet.

Alas no matter how much I blew it off she wouldn’t stop... that is until one of her co-workers told her to stop being obnoxious😂😂😂

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