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An easy guide for those who aren't thinking with the right brain. Now you have no excuse

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Why the fuck are all these so-called encouraging people to go into debt?! Baby, I want those finances working for the both of us, if you have to take out credit then I've failed you 😒😒🍭🍭

Oh the secrets we keep from the world. How about you pay me a pretty penny to keep me entertained and keep those secrets going? πŸ’‹

She's beauty. She's grace. She'd probably sneeze on your face. .

Aka. Not to be melodramatic or anything but I have been knocked out by the spring cold from hell.

So the diet went all πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ I'm full of cold. I am not on my A game today. Oh no oh no oh no. I'm a sad little pupper tonight.

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Full of cold βœ” bad hair βœ” Monday mood βœ” still a queen βœ”

Send money. Send memes. Cheer me up sweet little pets

I worked out for the first time in a while. Immediately ate an entire Easter egg as a reward. Technically my actions cancel each other out πŸ˜‚

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knife play? + foolishness 

find my weird butt here‡

Full of chocolate and perpetually bored. You know you want to fix that for me little pets πŸ’‹

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I want this bc nudes look good in instant print.I wonder who’s going to be the best little pet? πŸ’–

Also I have abt 50 pairs of black leggings and I can't find a single one!! Where the fuck are they all omfg

Ok but at least my period started on Easter Sunday so there are large quantities of chocolate in the house. Thank God for small miracles πŸ–•

Happy "gorge yourself on chocolate eggs until you feel sick" day πŸ˜‚

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If you pretended to be pregnant as an April fools prank then you are officially trash and I want nothing to do with you

An easy guide for those who aren't thinking with the right brain. Now you have no excuse

Mmmmmmbooty πŸ‘πŸ‘

You want to see the full video? Tribute and then maybe, just maybe I'll let you look.

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It’s super hard to find people here so boost and/or comment if you’re a sex worker so we can find people easier? I follow back all sex workers :)

This is what I REALLY want to do when you insist on sending unsolicited dick pics. Btw, that bruised banana will always be more attractive than your little pinprick cock

I need bacon and an extra 24 hours of sleep right about now.

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