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The plus side of zoom classes is if your professor doesn't show up and didn't tell the class she wasn't showing up...the farthest you traveled was out of bed to a couch rather than across town

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Post pandemic date idea: take me to see all the preserved dead catholic Saints

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The most shocking thing that I've learned today is that a lot of civilian women don't understand how many men constantly jerked off at work pre-pandemic.

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So much pumpkin fucking on the TL today. I love when people get into the holiday season

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My women clients always have a special place in my bi little heart 🥰

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Reminder with the new QTs being forced update: you don’t have to write anything. Just leave it empty and it will RT as normal.

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You know when you start feeling anxious and you don’t know why but then you remember you’ve been writing an essay all day with no weed to help?

Anyways about to smoke myself into oblivion 😎

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Sure there’s windmills and solar power but what about the static electricity of 1000 cats running around?

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I started to record a bad literotica but it was bad as in not enough sex so I’m still on the search.

“I Banged a Vampire and He Didn’t Sparkle Like the Bitches in Twilight” sounded so promising 😭

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The sexual tension between someone taking you into the woods for a walk and you saying “are you going to kill me?”

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Spending Saturday cuddling my cat, drinking too much iced coffee, and watching DnD streams in bed

The fans get the naked version of your Saturday morning product placement

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Got some pie pumpkins! What should be made with them today? Deciding between pie, bread, muffins...

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...when will I have time to stare at a wall for 3 hours a day then?

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