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The removal of the arm will only guarantee he's getting caught bc it causes suspicion/curiosity and thus a larger audience. 🤷🏿‍♀️
I understand why he did it but, semantics. Always got to think about your actions before following through if you want to be a playboy.

RT @RGonzalezCBS@twitter.com

When you kiss your side chick and realize your marriage is over cuz you're on camera 😂😂😂

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RGonzalezCBS/statu

Omg now this is a triggering.
😭😭😭🤣
And failing is C+. Any lower I could never imagine. 😑

RT @JamesTranYo@twitter.com

Figuring out ways to hand a failing report card to asian parents

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JamesTranYo/status

"Sorry I don't accept internet numbers when screening."
But this is my cellphone.
*Sends screenshot showing bandwidth.com*
*Disappears into a distant memory*

RT @Keisean@twitter.com

... now @tylerperry@twitter.com this is crazy.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Keisean/status/121

I'm so disappointed in the real housewives of Potomac. 😑🤣

Oh and I've been blocking. Acting messy on Martin Luther King's birthday and having it spilled in to his day of remembrance. 😒

With the various threads, retweets and comments the last few days that I refuse to touch, I'm going to let Mr King speak for me.

RT @TalbertSwan@twitter.com

“It’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself up by his bootstraps”

destroys the argument that since white immigrants made it in America, Blacks have no excuse to lag behind.

Happy Birthday Dr. King!


🐦🔗: twitter.com/TalbertSwan/status

I'll never justify what he did but when I saw the scans of his brain I was overcome w/sadness.
It also had me thinking of the constant news reports of NFL players vs other sports.😑
Idk what the NFL checks during their health checks, but mental health & scans needs to be added.

RT @LosoRuiz@twitter.com

Conspiracy Theory time: The NFL is pushing the Aaron Hernandez was a closet gay agenda to take away from the fact that this man had CTE so bad he had the brain of a 80 year old dementia patient

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LosoRuiz/status/12

The wonderful lady who picked me up to run my errands and then dropped me off at the supermarket was also the one who ended up picking me up from the supermarket. 😄😊

RT @MsSophiaLaurent@twitter.com

I have to go run errands but it's 15 degrees outside right now. So I'm going to be an entitled millennial and Uber everywhere even though they're just a block from each other. 🤣😭😰

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MsSophiaLaurent/st

I have to go run errands but it's 15 degrees outside right now. So I'm going to be an entitled millennial and Uber everywhere even though they're just a block from each other. 🤣😭😰

You guys really need to stop propositioning her. Actually she's really funny so keep going because, discreet.

RT @Whatevah_Amy@twitter.com

No one has bigger balls than the guy with “I love my wife and daughter” in his bio who is offering to pay for dates from strangers. You’re doing great at Twitter, @thesicilianman1@twitter.com 👍🏻

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Whatevah_Amy/statu

"The idea that lowering the seat is considerate, is inconsiderate towards men and sexist."

I must say you guys never disappoint me when it comes to entertainment on this app. 🤣🤣🤣

Good morning 🌞☕

Yes of course I negotiate. Im going to ignore & say no thank you for that day. Then next time they try to schedule it's $50 more. If they try to pay my original rate or haggle again, rinse & repeat, now it's 100. After that point it's their third & final try then Im blocking. 🤷🏿‍♀️

RT @LauraCohenSolo@twitter.com

Poll for companions:

When a guy contacts you looking to negotiate prices, are you willing to negotiate with him?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LauraCohenSolo/sta

I went downstairs to get my coffee.
And I must say, one of the most sexiest things is to see a man in a suit and a trench coat.
So here I am in sweats, a messy bun and lotion on my face. 🤣
I told him have a great day & he told me thank you for making my day start off beautiful.

Don't tell yourself no before someone else tells you no.

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