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You know how some people learn how to have sex from porn? I'm starting to feel like some people learn how to bath from commercials/tv.

RT @nealbrennan@twitter.com

Hello. When I shower, I do a full upper body lather and wash my front and back mid-bits.

NOW, as far as legs are concerned, I'll froth my upper thighs and let the soap trickle down. I don't think I've ever washed my calves.

This has been my method since childhood and 👍🏻.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nealbrennan/status

This place makes you work on your impulse control bc the pink ones are screaming my name.

RT @Laylanrm_@twitter.com

UGG Doing they fucking thing. 😭😭

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Laylanrm_/status/1

WHAT!?

RT @nprmusic@twitter.com

Malik Abdul Baset, a rapper best known for his work with @theroots@twitter.com as Malik B., has died. He was 47. trib.al/rl4MOPC

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nprmusic/status/12

How does one turn off the text feature on tryst. 🤦🏿‍♀️

I just updated my tours on my TrystNA profile!

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Stamford CT 8/11-17

Gaithersburg MD 8/17-24
Tysons VA 8/24-31
DC 8/31-13

CT/MA 9/14-25

Miami 9/25-30

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He finally did it. Lol

RT @RebeccaARainey@twitter.com

This is how close you can get to the White House right now

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RebeccaARainey/sta

I hate when people don't value the good they have around them.
Unfortunately had to let one go tonight.

Has anyone bought an RF detector? I've been reading into them trying to figure out which model I should buy.

Whenever in doubt, always accept a mint. Even when theirs no doubt, accept a mint.
Why do people say no to mints?

How is paying a civilian but expecting a sexworker a finesse? They got what/who they exactly paid for.

RT @sergiokitchenz@twitter.com

nah this is too funny, rubi rose really finessing us 😭

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sergiokitchenz/sta

My HS math teacher would call my mom about my hw so I had my mom asked for my current grade. Followed by why she feels the need to have an A student waste their time reenforcing why they have an A opposed to using that time towards their weaker courses.
She never called again.💅🏿

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RT @QueerlyAutistic@twitter.com

I've come to the conclusion that the sole purpose of homework is to condition children into accepting that unpaid overtime and ridiculous hours and not even being able to escape work even in your own home are a normal things to expect in their future.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/QueerlyAutistic/st

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