A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
Now let me give you all three 😘
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The removal of the arm will only guarantee he's getting caught bc it causes suspicion/curiosity and thus a larger audience. 🤷🏿♀️
I understand why he did it but, semantics. Always got to think about your actions before following through if you want to be a playboy.
When you kiss your side chick and realize your marriage is over cuz you're on camera 😂😂😂
Omg now this is a triggering.
And failing is C+. Any lower I could never imagine. 😑
Figuring out ways to hand a failing report card to asian parents
"Sorry I don't accept internet numbers when screening."
But this is my cellphone.
*Sends screenshot showing http://bandwidth.com*
*Disappears into a distant memory*
... now @firstname.lastname@example.org this is crazy.
With the various threads, retweets and comments the last few days that I refuse to touch, I'm going to let Mr King speak for me.
“It’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself up by his bootstraps”
#MLK destroys the argument that since white immigrants made it in America, Blacks have no excuse to lag behind.
Happy Birthday Dr. King!
This app is no joke.
People seem to forget unfortunately.
Who sent my husband my tweet? https://twitter.com/beekindbitch/status/1217834685411155968
Conspiracy Theory time: The NFL is pushing the Aaron Hernandez was a closet gay agenda to take away from the fact that this man had CTE so bad he had the brain of a 80 year old dementia patient
The wonderful lady who picked me up to run my errands and then dropped me off at the supermarket was also the one who ended up picking me up from the supermarket. 😄😊
I have to go run errands but it's 15 degrees outside right now. So I'm going to be an entitled millennial and Uber everywhere even though they're just a block from each other. 🤣😭😰
You guys really need to stop propositioning her. Actually she's really funny so keep going because, discreet.
No one has bigger balls than the guy with “I love my wife and daughter” in his bio who is offering to pay for dates from strangers. You’re doing great at Twitter, @email@example.com 👍🏻
I've considered myself straight up until this very moment... https://twitter.com/Aubree_Rene/status/1216057809969860608
Yes of course I negotiate. Im going to ignore & say no thank you for that day. Then next time they try to schedule it's $50 more. If they try to pay my original rate or haggle again, rinse & repeat, now it's 100. After that point it's their third & final try then Im blocking. 🤷🏿♀️
Poll for companions:
When a guy contacts you looking to negotiate prices, are you willing to negotiate with him?
Your Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
Caribbean. Witty. Unbashfully honest.