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Mistress Emelia @MistressEmelia@switter.at

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I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.

Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?

Don't disappoint Me.

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Email: mistressemelia@protonmail.com

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Send me bitcoin and ethereum, make me a happy

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If you've found my work on Mastodon to be beneficial, please consider supporting me with money:

liberapay.com/ThisIsMissEm/

(Note: This is as an individual contributing to Mastodon, and in no way related to Switter. I am not an employee of AssemblyFour)

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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.

I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)

On the sex work side of things:
β€’ Subscribe: iwantfanclub.com/timeline/mist
β€’ Tribute: getindiebill.com/store/checkou

RT @JohnOhOfSydney@twitter.com: What's the word for people and businesses who enforce their rules when it suits them, but ignore the rules when it's convenient or profitable?

Corrupt? Immoral? Exploitative? twitter.com/chriswaynemagic/st

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/JohnOhOfSydney/sta

RT @ThisIsMissEm@twitter.com: Brb, busy scaring my bar fellows with this video: youtu.be/9XyetHZdrAs

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ThisIsMissEm/statu

RT @SadistHailey@twitter.com: There's a German saying that if you have 9 people sitting down and having a civil discussion with 1 Nazi, you have 10 Nazis.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SadistHailey/statu

RT @MistressElita@twitter.com: Submissive me can occasionally get off just from reading the β€˜I’d fucking smash that bitch he should go harder on her’ comments on porn videos

Dominant me imagines the dude writing the comment to look like this and finds it all very off putting tbh

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MistressElita/stat

RT @Lady_Ada_King@twitter.com: Just mixed up fin-domme and fin-tech, in a conversation! Whoops!

One of those is an abhorrent emotionally and physically draining thing to do. The other is sex work.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Lady_Ada_King/stat

RT @TheNudeReporter@twitter.com: Strippers never asked each other "why did you start stripping?" Only editors, journalist, creepy customers, and judgmental friends do

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheNudeReporter/st

TIL: In a bee colony, male bees exist purely to provide the queen with genetic diversity for reproduction; they die after sex, any they don’t die are force out of the hive (source: BA’s Brad)

I kinda like this system.

RT @moveablejaw@twitter.com: Women: it’s never too late to go gay. All levels welcome, from beginner to advanced practitioner. If you dropped out, you can re-enroll. Give yourself the gift you deserve.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/moveablejaw/status

Good little thread:
RT @TheOnlyTheodora@twitter.com If you are looking to make money out of and at the same time make it clear that to you, Femdom is about doing whatever you want, then you're being delusional

This is and there are no 'slaves', but clients looking for a service

And you are a service provider.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheOnlyTheodora/st

RT @m_irretrievable@twitter.com: Some people are rope educators when they really shouldn't be.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/m_irretrievable/st

RT @missclaraturing@twitter.com: Often seeing a sex worker is a micro dose of much needed intimacy

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/missclaraturing/st

RT @xicanarquista@twitter.com: If y'all are about abolishing ICE, y'all better be about abolishing prisons, cops, capitalism, and all other oppressive structures.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/xicanarquista/stat

RT @TheOnlyTheodora@twitter.com: One of the reasons I've always wanted to produce porn is that I believe it is a concrete way to help sexual liberation.

If you believe porn is damaging to society on the grounds that it constitutes the only sex ed available, then you've got it all twisted.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheOnlyTheodora/st

RT @uppittynegress@twitter.com: So, if you’re a sex worker and you live with a romantic partner and y’all split rent? Your partner can be indefinitely detained.

These laws are intentional and designed to deny social support networks to sex workers. twitter.com/maggie_mcneill/sta

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/uppittynegress/sta

RT @Angry_Gr0bi@twitter.com: Kamala Harris denied trans prisoners medical care, and showing up at a PR-event like Pride does not undo this. Your *actions* matter, not how good you are at posing for the camera to impress shallow liberals and cisgays.

Also: NO COPS AT PRIDE.

Fucker. twitter.com/josecanyousee/stat

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Angry_Gr0bi/status

RT @brucel@twitter.com: Psychology lifehack: anal bleaching feels less unpleasant if you call it "changing your ringtone".

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/brucel/status/1011

RT @anarcho_slut@twitter.com: maid sluts have to dine in the cage πŸ‘ β›“πŸ–€

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/anarcho_slut/statu