I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.
Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?
Don't disappoint Me.
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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.
I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (https://unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (https://privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)
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This is Nicki’s hardest verse of 2019 so far IDC IDC 🔥
If you can't answer these questions, that's ok, too. Some folks are right at the very beginning of their kink journey, and hiring a Pro is a great way to figure out what path interests you most.
Think about what you can say to the Dom(me) so that they can better facilitate your session. What do you like to be called? What phrases get you in the proper headspace? What energy do you like in the room?
Once you've booked, what are some things you can do to prepare for your Professional scene?
Think about your reasons/intentions for engaging in this particular type of play. What do you hope to accomplish in this scene? How would you like to feel? 1/3
Oh! I remember this 😊 https://twitter.com/mistressemelia/status/921987793143910400
No, you're NOT a bad sub if:
~you don't like pain
~you don't go into sub space
~you use your safe word
~you have emotional triggers
~you require lots of negotiation
~you get nervous/anxious
~you need specific aftercare
~you have physical limitations
Why do I find this so funny 😂 https://twitter.com/innocentnudes/status/1161372659369861120
Custom orders: Hi I’d like you to shove a banana up your asshole while performing an advanced pole dance, taking 6 cocks at once and deepthroating a 4 foot pole all the way. I only have $4 and a McDonald’s ketchup packet, will that cover it?
I’m. Fucking. Cumming.
I was shamed today for being 150lbs, as if it was too much for being attractive or good at my job.
I'm 5'8 and I have a swimmer body. get over it looser, i'm still hot as fuck.
retweet if you like a big ass and seriously dangerous thighs.
I suck dick for MY pleasure. you can nut as many times as you want but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop sucking. if you die you die https://twitter.com/appleejuixe/status/1155276526218338305
So I finally found a place to live before I become homeless.
I need to make 350$ for the damage deposit
So offering a 2 hr special for 350$
I need to make this by August 10
I’m selling videos pics and FaceTime shows at a discount
Or book a date
4035865921 text it
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All this needs is an exploding meth lab to be the most Florida thing ever. https://twitter.com/twinkpassing/status/1156728757585096705