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I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.

Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?

Don't disappoint Me.

amazon.de/Digitaler-Amazon-Gut

Email: mistressemelia@protonmail.com

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Send me bitcoin and ethereum, make me a happy

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If you've found my work on Mastodon to be beneficial, please consider supporting me with money:

liberapay.com/ThisIsMissEm/

(Note: This is as an individual contributing to Mastodon, and in no way related to Switter. I am not an employee of AssemblyFour)

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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.

I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)

On the sex work side of things:
• Subscribe: iwantfanclub.com/timeline/mist
• Tribute: getindiebill.com/store/checkou

Okay, which of you perverts is gunna give this one a go? 😈😉

RT @jason_emmons@twitter.com

So an artist in Paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a Christmas tree... Butt is it really🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jason_emmons/statu

Get you a girl that can do both 💁🏻‍♀️

RT @drinkwaterslut@twitter.com

S T O P

B E I N G

H O R N Y

A N D

S T A R T

B E I N G

H Y D R A T E D

🐦🔗: twitter.com/drinkwaterslut/sta

RT @Grenadianqueen2@twitter.com

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves get on one of those

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Grenadianqueen2/st

RT @celineorelse@twitter.com

Twitter getting ready to ban sex workers and fetish artists en mass, I see

🐦🔗: twitter.com/celineorelse/statu

RT @TheOnlyTheodora@twitter.com

Whether you call yourself a submissive or a dominant man

If you require a woman to constantly reassure you, appease your emotional outbursts and clean after your mess

Then you're not a grown ass man

You're a boy and you have mommy issues

We. Are. Not. Your. Mother. 🌈

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOnlyTheodora/st

Ooooh, you slapped him on the ass, how wild. 🙄

Oh, hey cis couple, that's so cute that you're kissing each other in front of me while side eye-ing me the whole time, but seriously, fuck off.

RT @VeraBambiLIVE@twitter.com

So a girl found her man spending butt loads of money on my OnlyFans and MFC and has very kindly asked me how much I would charge for a custom video breaking up with him on her behalf

She then proceeded to tell me my content is great and she finds me inspiring

DAMN GIRL!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/VeraBambiLIVE/stat

RT @NtyNikki@twitter.com

I just want other SW’s out there struggling & wondering if it’s just them not making any money that you’re not alone. I’m in week 3 of no bookings. Not a single booking. Well not entirely true - I’ve had no shows so that’s still a booking but no money for 3 weeks. Hang in there💪🏻

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NtyNikki/status/11

I'd be crying if I weren't laughing. Oh holy shit

RT @ThePennyArcher@twitter.com

I just received this as screening info.
Not. even. joking.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePennyArcher/sta

RT @WeAreTryst@twitter.com

Hey team! There’s a little confusion going around about what payment methods we accept. We do accept CC/prepaid cards as well as bitcoin ♥️♥️♥️

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WeAreTryst/status/

RT @thongria@twitter.com

I love when fans tip and send me videos of them using toys in their ass but I am always way too preoccupied by the fact that it’s NEVER ANAL SAFE 😭😭😭 “mmmm so hot also that doesn’t have a flared base plz b careful” just doesn’t feel right when I’m getting such a gift

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thongria/status/11

LOL, that ain't findom, seriously. 😂

RT @skeptical7th@twitter.com

Well, maybe you have a financial dom kink and paying Jordan Peterson $240 a year is exactly what gets you excited. Hey, I won't judge but what do you get in exchange? A newsletter and some exclusive lectures and discounts etc. How exciting!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/skeptical7th/statu

RT @scarletalliance@twitter.com

Today sex workers in NT & Australia celebrate the passing of the Sex Industry Bill 2019 in NT Parliament. This bill fully decriminalises sex work providing sex workers with access to the same workplace health & safety protections as other Territorians.
scarletalliance.org.au/media/N

🐦🔗: twitter.com/scarletalliance/st

RT @ANeonGreenCity@twitter.com

Also someone needs to teach her how and where to safely flog someone.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ANeonGreenCity/sta

RT @ANeonGreenCity@twitter.com

This might get me called a prude or something but I actually got beef with this.

Observation is participation, & I'm guessing the folks on that subway didn't consent to participating.

This is bad consent culture. twitter.com/JstFindomThings/st

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ANeonGreenCity/sta

RT @YEVG3NIYA@twitter.com

The reason why you have the “highest payouts in the industry” is because you destroyed the industry.

64 cents for 1000 views for PORN, from which women still catch a lot of societal stigma, is absolutely abysmal. twitter.com/PornhubHelp/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/YEVG3NIYA/status/1

RT @MakeItRayn_@twitter.com

At Target you can purchase 50 tampons for $9. At my university’s campus stores, they sell 10 tampons for $4.

That’s a 122.22% increase in unit price.

Inflating the cost of products women need regularly sheerly for the benefit of on campus availability is absurd.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MakeItRayn_/status

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