I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.
Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?
Don't disappoint Me.
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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.
I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (https://unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (https://privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)
On the sex work side of things:
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Today's lesbian & bisexual solidarity tweet:
Sara Lance, who I would let kick my lesbian ass at any point in time and totally enjoy it. 🔥🔥
Promo pages trying to trick girls saying they’ll subscribe after their free trial runs out bc their card doesn’t work ??? Ive never heard a more creative lie to try and get someone onlyfans for free tbh but wtf is wrong with people
I think my bed and I are gonna spend a lot of time together today 😂 😉#StayHomeStaySafe
Broke: sex workers don't pay taxes, should have gotten a real job if they expect gov't assitance
Woke: some sex workers do pay taxes, all sex workers deserve assistance now and respect always.
Bespoke: ALL citizens should be receiving assistance right now you fucking fucks.
Postman arrived in a mask today, asked him how things were going, not great says he, why so says I, because all the women in the parish are being deprived of seeing my handsome face says he, and that's the confidence we're bringing into the weekend mo chairde
Slobbyists be like:
My landlady is honestly a godsend. She sent out an email saying that everyone should forego April’s rent and from May we can pay half our rent until further notice. I absolutely adore this woman!
What are you
Good morning! As promised my darlings, a new camera and better pictures for the future 😉🔥
PSA reminder: if you have long and/or acrylic nails, don't forget to use a nail brush to get all the germs when you are washing your hands!
If one more person tells me to do more online sex work to make up for my club money I will fucking explode
Negotiations are vital before a scene, but always remember that consent is not static— it can change at any second, despite your former conversation or diligence.
Check in, check in, check in.
Come hang out and have a few drinks & a chat: https://whereby.com/unobvious-chat
This is also a similar situation in the US:
Sex Workers need YOUR help
IMPORTANT!! Under the crisis loans scheme from IBB, sex workers don't qualify for money, despite being freelancers.
daily domme affirmation ✨
money flows to you with ease
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Neuer Spendentopf für Sexarbeiter:innen in der #Coronakrise: https://berufsverband-sexarbeit.de/index.php/besdnotfallfonds/ vom Berufsverband @SexworkID@twitter.com
Auch hier gilt: Sendet eure Spendenbescheinigung an mich und ihr bekommt sexy Bilder/Videos!
If there was ever evidence being a client of sex workers is not only about the sex, its everywhere right now. Providers and their clients are connecting on so many different levels via text message, Skype, FaceTime, etc. If you’ve been on the fence about this, give it a try!
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