Mistress Emelia @MistressEmelia@switter.at

I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.

Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?

Don't disappoint Me.

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Email: mistressemelia@protonmail.com

Send me bitcoin and ethereum, make me a happy #techprincess

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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.

I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (https://unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (https://privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)

On the sex work side of things:
• Subscribe: https://iwantfanclub.com/timeline/mistressemelia
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RT @LondonThreesome@twitter.com

You: ‘So being a high end companion is mostly dinners and conversation, right?’

Us, intellectuals:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LondonThreesome/status/1185165040326008832

RT @AmazonChique@twitter.com

For cis people who didn’t realize it:
“Trap” is a slur.

Your weeaboo friends will tell you “it’s about cross dressers; it has nothing to do with trans people,” but in the real world it’s used to insult and dehumanize trans women all the time.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AmazonChique/status/1184476668263485440

RT @MsPetraHunter@twitter.com

Uber driver: “What do you do?”
Me: “I’m self employed.”

*long pause*

Uber driver: “I’m not gonna lie, you’ve got this ‘I’ll whip your ass in leather’ look.”
Me: “Good call.”

*pause*

Uber driver: “Wait... what?”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MsPetraHunter/status/1182355434784677889

RT @floppyhayl@twitter.com

Uhhhhhh send me money
Thanks

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/floppyhayl/status/1180205739798872065

RT @parkerrose24@twitter.com

I hate when people are like “aren’t the guys in strip clubs so gross??” meanwhile a customer at my vanilla job just asked me if he could lick my nipples. Like... guys are gross everywhere

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/parkerrose24/status/1181761074569338881

RT @itsaboutzoe@twitter.com

Yeah sex is great but have you ever taken so much money from a man that he logs off and deletes his account?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/itsaboutzoe/status/1181728708597616641

RT @miro_butler@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/miro_butler/status/1182050511492657153

RT @MistressKarina@twitter.com

Judging you massively.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MistressKarina/status/1182220222994014209

RT @Your_MarissaB@twitter.com

I hate how in every film depicting a sex worker working for the first time followed by her crying in the shower.

Why don’t they ever show her in sheer happiness knowing financial freedom starts now?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Your_MarissaB/status/1182118634774241280

RT @randomsexworker@twitter.com

How would one go about acquiring some type of CBD edible if they have chronic pain that becomes debilitating during their period?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/randomsexworker/status/1182021925503025152

RT @theresaruthh@twitter.com

roses are red, grass is green

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/theresaruthh/status/1179751124062150658

😭 two of my latex garments tore tonight, upon closer inspection, it seems the latex had grown thin spots, and I've no idea how.

RT @StripsEmily@twitter.com

Strippers: when you have a shit night and only make $100 do NOT feel bad about yourself. Remember that you are still the badass bitch who made a grand last week on a Tuesday and that it’s not your fault these tricks are just broke or being cheap. Love you all! Keep hustling. 💕👯‍♀️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/StripsEmily/status/1180787836556959744

RT @OJessicaNigri@twitter.com

Them: do porn

Me: * does prawn *

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OJessicaNigri/status/1180648859778727936

RT @MeetAmberDelice@twitter.com

Fellow sw’ers, please (bc I got this again today) 🙏🏽 include *your* verifying info when asking for a reference.

This helps keep everyone safe—if you’re like “hey I’m Susan, is X okay?,” I’m sorry Susan but I need to verify YOU’RE not a boss/frenemy of my client FIRST. 👏🏽

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MeetAmberDelice/status/1180650877440294912

RT @nymodelelite@twitter.com

Uhmmm that’s not “exercise equipment” & your Nana was a big ol freak! 🤣😂😭💀

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nymodelelite/status/1180856437884538880

RT @gaynthey@twitter.com

kissing women:

•soft lips
•possible flavoured chapstick/lip gloss
•lip biting
•that cute half smile you get when you pull away
•they’re gentle and passionate
•umm hello have you ever seen a woman?

kissing men:

•yeah i’ll pass

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/gaynthey/status/1180632520934735872

This is terrifying, but I'm sure at least one of my followers wants this.

RT @guyinthereply@twitter.com

When she leaves skid marks on you 😍

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/guyinthereply/status/1180487695073718273

RT @LadyVi_@twitter.com

If a Domme needed to pick up a pair of heels in NOLA where would she go? You know, if she were past order/shipment deadlines for her photo shoot and didn't realize she hated her shoe options until she started packing...last minute. 🙃

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LadyVi_/status/1180726452989247488

But.. what if there was something better than dick out there?

RT @iamcardib@twitter.com

I address shit how I ADRESS SHIT ! I don’t care how other celebs adress things ,I’m not them .Before I was a celeb I was Cardi and under the millions I’m still Cardi .I use to say eat a dick before now I say eat a WHOLE ASS DICK !THE END!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1180605960118837249