I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.
Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?
Don't disappoint Me.
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G’day Switter! It’s MistressEmelia from Twitter.
I’m the founder of Unobvious Technology (https://unobvious.technology / @UnobviousTechnology). We’re building tech for sex workers, our first product is PrivatePatrons (https://privatepatrons.com / @PrivatePatrons)
On the sex work side of things:
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Any SWs want to join a focus group for the new sex worker clinic I've been working on? Please email me firstname.lastname@example.org
I remember seeing some talking about diet stuff here
Trying a social experiment!
If you're someone who wants to lose 25lb+, I have a proposal for you.
- help you with nutrition coaching
- set you up with + pay for a continuous glucose monitor
- send you $25/day for every day your blood glucose stays in pre-set range
Y’all have no idea how hard stripping is. The pole work, the floor work, private dances, just being in heels fucks up your body. And that’s just the physical aspect of it. We are literally athletes and we receive NO health benefits, no support from management, nothing.
I guess if they're the clear heels, then sure, but a whole heap of the pleaser range also crosses over into fetish heels & similar alternative fashion styles.
Stop wearing stripper heels if you’re not a fucking sex worker
Well that's a new use for one of these machines... https://twitter.com/cougs_irl/status/1226173787164626949
What’s the most important thing you’ve learned about YOURSELF through SW?
There’s no wrong answer, I’m just really curious! 😋
You can be kinky as fuck and still be a loving caring person.
Just because you are into kinky stuff in the bedroom doesn't make a relationship any less close.
Don't judge kinks.
Wheeling this back out coz I’ve had a few of these today...
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Wait... if you block someone on OnlyFans they get refunded everything they ever spent on you?
Seriously rethinking this platform.
Why should I refund money from previous experiences just because I no longer wish to interact with them?
This is so uncool for SWs and boundaries.
Florida ladies! PLEASE be careful this week, as cops & FBI goons swarm all over the state looking for sex workers to victimize as part of their "Super Bowl sex trafficking" propaganda campaign. IF YOU SHOULD BE CAUGHT, @email@example.com has a bail fund: https://www.swopbehindbars.org/super-bowl-2020-sex-worker-bail-out/
Turns out Fight Like Apes are darn great: https://open.spotify.com/track/1o9F7gbepVmGLaIHnbyALx?si=S-m51VsMQJybir7ZUIDtZA
I slept on a pure silk pillowcase for the first time, and upon awakening, my hair looks perfect, my eyes aren't puffy, my skin is clear, and a young Colin Firth was standing at my bedside with a cup of tea
I'm never going back 💞
Hey sex workers if taxes are intimidating to you don’t forget H&R Block is sex worker friendly. https://twitter.com/hrblock/status/1106200419955560450
1. I'm just going to be brutally honest here.
I've made $300 in 9 days, I pay $530 a week in rent, I'm already 12 days behind - someone please book me/send me money/pay my rent on my behalf - SOMETHING please -
Former Moderator for @switter