I honestly have too much on my Amazon wishlist.
Who'll step up and purchase gift cards to cover the items for Me?
Don't disappoint Me.
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Okay, which of you perverts is gunna give this one a go? 😈😉
So an artist in Paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a Christmas tree... Butt is it really🤷♂️😂😂😂
Get you a girl that can do both 💁🏻♀️
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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves get on one of those
Twitter getting ready to ban sex workers and fetish artists en mass, I see
Whether you call yourself a submissive or a dominant man
If you require a woman to constantly reassure you, appease your emotional outbursts and clean after your mess
Then you're not a grown ass man
You're a boy and you have mommy issues
We. Are. Not. Your. Mother. 🌈
So a girl found her man spending butt loads of money on my OnlyFans and MFC and has very kindly asked me how much I would charge for a custom video breaking up with him on her behalf
She then proceeded to tell me my content is great and she finds me inspiring
I just want other SW’s out there struggling & wondering if it’s just them not making any money that you’re not alone. I’m in week 3 of no bookings. Not a single booking. Well not entirely true - I’ve had no shows so that’s still a booking but no money for 3 weeks. Hang in there💪🏻
I'd be crying if I weren't laughing. Oh holy shit
I just received this as screening info.
Not. even. joking.
Hey team! There’s a little confusion going around about what payment methods we accept. We do accept CC/prepaid cards as well as bitcoin ♥️♥️♥️
I love when fans tip and send me videos of them using toys in their ass but I am always way too preoccupied by the fact that it’s NEVER ANAL SAFE 😭😭😭 “mmmm so hot also that doesn’t have a flared base plz b careful” just doesn’t feel right when I’m getting such a gift
LOL, that ain't findom, seriously. 😂
Well, maybe you have a financial dom kink and paying Jordan Peterson $240 a year is exactly what gets you excited. Hey, I won't judge but what do you get in exchange? A newsletter and some exclusive lectures and discounts etc. How exciting!
Today sex workers in NT & Australia celebrate the passing of the Sex Industry Bill 2019 in NT Parliament. This bill fully decriminalises sex work providing sex workers with access to the same workplace health & safety protections as other Territorians.
Also someone needs to teach her how and where to safely flog someone.
This might get me called a prude or something but I actually got beef with this.
Observation is participation, & I'm guessing the folks on that subway didn't consent to participating.
This is bad consent culture. https://twitter.com/JstFindomThings/status/1195826341532168192
The reason why you have the “highest payouts in the industry” is because you destroyed the industry.
64 cents for 1000 views for PORN, from which women still catch a lot of societal stigma, is absolutely abysmal. https://twitter.com/PornhubHelp/status/1195558779695386624
At Target you can purchase 50 tampons for $9. At my university’s campus stores, they sell 10 tampons for $4.
That’s a 122.22% increase in unit price.
Inflating the cost of products women need regularly sheerly for the benefit of on campus availability is absurd.
Former Moderator for @switter