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Overheard a guy explaining how he’d pimp out “established” OF models by using them to make “on site porn” as an extra service for his pool cleaning business.

RT @CyberGoddessIsa@twitter.com

A customer at work asked me if I "would like to know how to make 100k in one month on OnlyFans." then proceeded to explain how he would pimp me out to subscribers. We have to laugh.

😍

RT @MissVChicago@twitter.com

I am art.
Head over to my OF to see the full photo set xo
onlyfans.com/missvchicago

I like vanilla, emerald green velvet, and money.

RT @LaVieBellerose@twitter.com

You’re desperate enough to watch me do anything

Most of the time I simply want to be amused. Can you make me laugh? That’s the key.

LRT: I was looking for something else but those two responses in my mentions are cracking me up

RT @UninvitedGues16@twitter.com

@LaVieBellerose@twitter.com NOOOOOoooooo.......

RT @UninvitedGues16@twitter.com

@LaVieBellerose@twitter.com YESSSSSSS.

The cans and bottles are empty targets and shell vessels. Don’t drink and shoot, stupids.

I have no advice to offer for the hangover as a result of target creation, though.

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RT @iWantClips@twitter.com

"What to do when you're too old to get it up, old man? I'd throw you out with the rest of the antiques but, luckily for you, I've found a way for you to continue amusing me."
@LaVieBellerose@twitter.com
bit.ly/38CwrOm.

RT @baddanadanabad@twitter.com

everyone who hates me is either an incel or a girl who’s a little less hot than me

RT @LaVieBellerose@twitter.com

This structure is built to excite and antagonize the pigs

If it rains I’ll be able get my feet even dirtier with all the mud. Who’s gonna clean up the dirt trail while I make a clip for foot lickers?

RT @LaVieBellerose@twitter.com

Sad state of affairs for the beta male. Options are limited for men unable to convince a woman to even notice him.

RT @LaVieBellerose@twitter.com

This structure is built to excite and antagonize the pigs

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