Overheard a guy explaining how he’d pimp out “established” OF models by using them to make “on site porn” as an extra service for his pool cleaning business.
A customer at work asked me if I "would like to know how to make 100k in one month on OnlyFans." then proceeded to explain how he would pimp me out to subscribers. We have to laugh.
Guess where I keep my smaller guns
The cans and bottles are empty targets and shell vessels. Don’t drink and shoot, stupids.
I have no advice to offer for the hangover as a result of target creation, though.
If you aren’t retweeting this, you should be.
"What to do when you're too old to get it up, old man? I'd throw you out with the rest of the antiques but, luckily for you, I've found a way for you to continue amusing me."