This GF went out of her way to make a nudes mixtape and BF has the audacity to laugh? He doen't deserve nudes.

RT @redditships@twitter.com

I (21M) laughed at my girlfriend's (21F) use of Microsoft Powerpoint during sex. How do I rekindle our relationship?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/redditships/status

RT @AussieRachel_@twitter.com

The patriarchy is in the algorithms. so I made a makeshift, nipple-cover for my bra.

New [erotic] York [erotic] City Based

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AussieRachel_/stat

RT @AussieRachel_@twitter.com

RESISTANCE IS SEXY (don't) R E S I S T (me)

*waves in Australian*

email: australianrachel@safeoffice.com

website draft: nyc-australianrachel.com

wishes: a.co/0NvLSZ2

Tryst verified | Eros verified

New [erotic] York [erotic] City

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AussieRachel_/stat

I have more guilt when I post memes without credit than when I download movies illegally.

Tina Fey may be kind of awful and Alec Baldwin a bloated dick bag but I will love 30 Rock forever.

Who is worthy enough to date Celine anyways?

RT @TODAYshow@twitter.com

“I don’t date. I’m not ready to date.” -@celinedion@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1

1993 The Secret Garden was practically perfect. It was the perfect blend of spook, gloom and heart. I hope this adaptation can live up to its predecessor.

RT @StudiocanalUK@twitter.com

Now will you believe in the magic? Unlock The Secret Garden in cinemas Spring 2020.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/StudiocanalUK/stat

RT @heathertantra@twitter.com

Schedule change!

Completely booked for Baltimore Inner Harbor-
☺️ Thank you!

Will have availability tomorrow afternoon and evening
NYC Times Square

Available for outcall all other days in NYC, surrounding Burroughs, and suburbs (NJ, CT, Westchester)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/heathertantra/stat

There's a lack of perfect movies in this world it would be a pity to damage this one.

RT @Variety@twitter.com

Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Variety/status/117

It's probably hard to believe but when I was in my early 20s I was into the dance clubs. I had one serious jam that got me on the dance floor right away.

youtu.be/Q1dUDzBdnmI

RT @CharlizeAfrica@twitter.com

I feel like I have to be honest.
I’m in a new relationship.
With both these ladies.
For real.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CharlizeAfrica/sta

RT @valentinatexas@twitter.com

Black Flag, Nitzer Ebb, Big Freedia, Tiger Army, Morrissey, Los Lobos, Phantogram and Goblin this month in the ATX and Iron Maiden in San Antone.

What a time to be alive

🐦🔗: twitter.com/valentinatexas/sta

I have the hiccups and somehow I got laundry soap in my mouth. Probably not related.

My favorite part about this is the little youtube window that nobody noticed.

I like to watch urbex videos before bed.

RT @LucyKDenver@twitter.com

Yay or nay?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LucyKDenver/status

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