Just thinking about a fat girl trying to wear a shirt that says "Feminism is my second favorite F-word" πŸ₯²

I have the set of Harry Potters that come in the school trunk and I want to sell it but my lovely mother printed my name on the box πŸ₯²

I don't want to diss on anyone's fave but Fast & Furious is the WORST FRANCHISE EVER.

Also on the list of books I want to get rid of

The Accidental Billionaires
Ready Player One (mint condition lmao)
Catch-22
The Glitter Dome
For Whom The Bell Tolls
This Side of Paradise

Mostly just books written by men.

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I have Glamorama, Rules of Attraction and American Psycho. And yes I'm serious.

RT @LucyKDenver@twitter.com

Who wants my Bret Easton Ellis books? You can have them all except Less Than Zero.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/LucyKDenver/status

On Raising Hope Hope's mama was on death row and chose a McRib and Shamrock shake as her least meal but those were "never available at the same limited time"

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What are your favorite jokes from TV shows? I have two that live in my head all the time.

On the very first episode of Community when Jeff was talking to John Oliver and said he had a degree from Colombia but now he needed one from America. 1/2

Last weeks insurrection is visibly challenging people's beliefs in all kinds of ways. Even my own, do I want cops, the death penalty and prisons to go away forever? YES but do I want these traitors to suffer a little? Also YES

That looks gross! Cinnamon rolls don't need anything except a bit of extra icing.

RT @BuzzFeed@twitter.com

This is cinnamon roll heaven!

Special thanks to:
instagram.com/lizafeliza

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/13

Who wants my Bret Easton Ellis books? You can have them all except Less Than Zero.

I never watched beyond the first season of American Horror Story. When what's his face jerked off on a lamp is when I lost interest.

It's green so it's makes you think of TMNT Secret of the Ooze but it's probably more like "pure concentrated evil" from Ghostbusters 2.

RT @DailyMail@twitter.com

Huge sinkhole with a glowing green liquid oozing out is found on Toronto street trib.al/TcUaT1N

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1

I think what I like most about Ken Burns documentaries are all the old photos and videos. I'm watching The West again and the collection of images is stunning.

RT @prettymadtree@twitter.com

@ginagirlgenius@twitter.com @ithinkiwantanap@twitter.com @a_busy_woman@twitter.com @_thalula_@twitter.com It’s really wild how people can see a tweet that nominally applies to them, but clearly doesn’t really have anything to do with them. And instead of thinking a moment and saying β€œwait, I don’t think this is about me” they just monologue about how the original tweet is wrong

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/prettymadtree/stat

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