Jasmine in Austin San Antonio @JasmineLoveAustin@switter.at
Well-Reviewed Traveling
Austin, Tx Companion
TER (rating 8.57): 68301
P411: 1424
WEBSITE: down for maintenance
EMAIL: jasmineloveaustin@protonmail.com
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A new study suggests woman prefer chubby men...... lets hear Switters opinion!
unpopular opinion:
I want men to have to start
covering their nipples too.
No shade to the rules here.
Ijs, in real life I want man nipples to be considered sexual nudity.
Well well, it’s 4am and nightly night owl just woke up from a full 8 hour slumber!!
Oh yeah!
I tried.
Have a good one folks!
It was fun shootin the shit with...
you all.
Later!
@JasmineLoveAustin
I accidentally got jalapeño on my junk. I picked several from the garden, and being sweaty, reached into my shorts to adjust my underwear, inadvertently spreading it to my groin. At first, it was just a little warm, then hot enough to be bothered. Remembering milk was better than water, I got in the shower with the jug and doused my fun zone; little did I know it would just spread the burn!! Cried for 20 mins with an ice pack, then had one of my finest masturbation/orgasms!!🤪
I want you all to mind all my exclamation points and extra punctuations.
I really talk like that.
I’m very expressive & unapologetically intense.
I’m also refraining from saying y’all,
I’m going to New England ya know! 🤣
@MidtownHolistic I've been getting this a lot lately by regular clients. It's strange that anyone would assume a level of over-familiarity and disregard of not only discretion but also common sense and the law simply because we've seen each other before. Especially now. The mind boggles.
🚫 🚫 I would like to see some of you that are calling, but once the conversation goes to incriminating questions, I'm going to have to end our conversation right there🚫 🚫 Also if you make an appointment and call or text back to ask incriminating questions, I am forced to cancel your appointment🚫 🚫 I hate getting negative, please don't do this to me🚫 🚫 #hobbyists. #etiquette #safety
Any physical therapists out there??? Bueller??? Male massage therapists working with physical therapists? Anyone in #Austin?
Would happily trade, I'm in need of core, hip and gluteal stabilization work. 🍑
Next time some guy asks you for services in exchange for money just tell him your running a special:
FREE JALAPEÑO HANDJOBS!!!
Woooo!!!
Confetti bells and whistles
are extra.
Ok I’m done launching my new brand.
Just know,
👉I got em if you need em. 👈
😘
Who needs opposable thumbs when you’ve got jalapeños!!!
Sorry you’ll have to read my other toots to understand this.
I wrote a lil poem for you all.
liketohearithereitgo:
I wanna say Twitter is dead,
but it’s simply not true.
I can cry at trending topics,
when there’s nothing to do.
I’ve had so many crushes,
now I’m down to one boo.
I have ailing thumbs,
and I’m gonna sue.
Boost more fun content please!!
Not just ads.
Thanks!
It’s relatable bc every single time I’m about to travel to, or leave a city, some natural disaster happens 🤷🏾♀️
yet while I’m there isn’t all good.
ok QofD is a cheesy-cute lil bop tho.
My friends invited me camping last night and I wish I would have gone. I’d love a cold drink on the lake 😫.
The last 3 songs to be stuck in my head over the last 24 hrs:
“Queen of Disaster” LDR
“Genie in a Bottle” 😒
That 🤬ing “Mama Mia” song.
Can I just go back to crying about the catastrophic current evens in world weather & politics.
Please, anything but this.
Some random just blatantly asked me for a hj.
I said I only have time and companionship to offer but no need to bring money, & that he’s in luck bc I had just chopped a jalapeños for my fancy breakfast sandwich and I got just what he needs.
🍆🔥
Sorry y’all I fucked this toot up and had to type it again.
I was gonna follow this one guy but he said lil typos irk him so I’m just gonna follow him until he follows me, and then unfollow him 😈
If you’re(😆) only way of measuring ones intelligence is by if they type your instead of you’re, well, I’m happy to piss you off from time to time. 😊
Good day!!