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Thank you all so much for the three months and more of love and laughter you've shared with me. I'll be blissfully incommunicado while I'm gone, but I'll be back again to thrill you all in July. So until then, let me wave goodbye to you... WITH MY BUTT.

(Also check out my Twitter to see the video version of this.)

Initialising holiday ⏳

Thank you all so much for the three months and more of love and laughter you've shared with me. I'll be blissfully incommunicado while I'm gone, but I'll be back again to thrill you all in July. So until then, let me wave goodbye to you... WITH MY BUTT.

(Also check out my Twitter to see the video version of this.)

North York! I'm coming for you tomorrow 12-6pm. Help send me off with a bright red bum and a big dumb grin on my face ❀ Visit allegraescortscollective.com/ishara for info and booking.

It had to come sometime, and here it is: my last week of availability before I'm off until July! That's a long time. So seriously, don't miss out on this lil frogbutt ❀ Downtown Sun - Thu from 12-7pm, except Tue 12-6pm. Contact me or visit allegraescortscollective.com/ishara to book.

If you're wondering why you haven't heard from me in a while it's because I'm locked in a knife-fight with the flu. So I'll be too busy guzzling antibiotics to spend time with any of you lovely people this week 😷 As consolation, a selfie from happier times.

I'll post an amended (extended!) schedule once I'm no longer a wheezing infectious mess. I fully intend to have as much fun with you all as I can before I leave on holiday, and I'll be damned if I let this stop me!

May is a short month; I'll be going on a long holiday halfway through it. So let's get in lots of loving before I'm off, okay? πŸ’• This week I'm downtown Wednesday (12-7) and Thursday (12-6). Book via allegraescortscollective.com/ishara or write me a love note: isharahaze@protonmail.com.

The wild fertility festival of May Day approaches. I won't say what I've been up to but I promise it's very seasonally appropriate 🌺🌱

A gorgeous day like this needs some gorgeous company, don't you think? Catch me today from 12 to 6 pm; visit allegraescortscollective.com/Ishara for same-day booking πŸ’•

So today-- just my luck-- I am out with a wee case of food poisoning. I'll spare you all the sexy nausea selfies I'm obviously dying to take, though. Need to keep some mystique about me after all!

I have a gift for making people drop their guard... The pants usually follow later.


Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact: isharahaze@protonmail.com
www.allegraescortscollective.com/Ishara for same-day bookings.

🌟Rare Sunday availability!

I'm available on April 22nd in from 12:00pm till 7:00pm! Go check out my profile on @VIPFavours - vipfavours.com/IsharaHaze

(photo by Painless Pleasure)

Why is this article making it sound like @switter is dead when it's just moved to a new CDN? I'm worried this could actually kill it.

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I've had to cancel my day today, which is sad, and I'm sorry... But you all spoiled me terribly this week, which is wonderful, so thank you! I'll be taking today to rest and this is exactly what I'm going to look like doing it. Exactly. See you Sunday 😘
(photo by Painless Pleasure)

Was that a thin strip of blue sky I just saw? And a tiny glint of sunshine? Let's celebrate quick!

I'm available today 12-7pm; visit allegraescortscollective.com/ishara for same-day booking 🌞

Instructions on the proper care and feeding of your Ish:
- Keep warm
- Tell her she's funny
- Periodically top up with sugar
Follow these tips carefully and she'll be a delight to you for many dates to come.

(Apparently this picture was too hot for Twitter. I don't blame them. It sure makes me wet.)

Girl, what that ass do?
Apparently what it does is automatically seek out every single protruding piece of furniture in the environment...

God, I hope this bastard storm is gone for good. I'll be Mon and Wed 12-7 and Thu 12-6 to help you thaw β›„πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Visit allegraescortscollective.com/ishara to book same-day, or email me (βœ‰ in bio) if you like to plan ahead.

(Please boost. I really stood out in the storm for this.)

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