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Charlie @IncessusMortuus@switter.at

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Alright, Raffle 2.0!

$20 for a chance to win a 3 day trip to the Bay Area! If you'd rather not buy one, there may be guys here in the Bay who'd be interested in seeing you that would buy you a ticket. If they buy one for you, better chances for you to win.

If more tickets are sold than the target amount needed then the extra money would go towards next raffle. Or if interest is great enough I don't see any reason why we couldn't do more every month.





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Raffle 2.0!

Living in the Bay already? No problem, either a staycation if you like, or send you off somewhere else? Wanna see DC? Visit our southern hospitality types in Texas? It's an opportunity to say screw it, and visit somewhere else in the country Not on your dime.

And really, $20? I know it's tight out there, but $20 is an amount that most can spare for a chance to visit a new place with some new people.... Who may very well wanna see you too! 🤗

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Also a great opportunity for any type people who missed a provider on her tour. An opportunity to get her to come back to the a month after the raffle, plenty of time to clear schedules, save money, and pass screening.

Or just give a you appreciate a break she so richly deserves. All how you look at it.

Either way, $20 for a ticket. I'm not encouraging buying massive amounts of them currently as it's not needed, but if it grows...

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I rather miss my Blue Hair... Not enough to redye it though.











I work very hard to treat others the way I'd want to be treated, so I work to be a little more nice, a little more thoughtful, a little more considerate, cause it's what I'd want. I'm not the guy you tell your mom about, I'm the guy who'll get along great with all your friends and make it seem like I've known them all for years.

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I'm a know it all ass who will have your back to the bitter end, give you the shirt off my back to clothe you, and the food from my plate to feed you. #420 And if you need a bowl and I got one left, I'm happy to share. You just have to put up with talking to me your unlucky bastard.

Do unto others and be the change you want to see in the world.

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Just some misc maybe, a bit too erotic to be considered NSFW

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I so enjoy Switter and all the connections I've made. It's such a warm place and has made this job a whole lot more fun!

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I am always busy doing close to nothing.

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@sopan

You been digging in my memes bro?

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About to book my but I’m indecisive!
Somebody book an appointment to help me decide!
Options are




area


Or throw me a curve ball!
I’m easily MANipulated!
I I’m in serious need of some deep dicking!
Feed my pink taco with your fat chorizo!

to anywhere in &

Check the top pinned toot for details on me and contacting me to book.

Thanks! Xoxo Elle xoxo

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Not sure why I'm so exasperated over dick pics today & the hypocrisy that makes anything educationally sex-related on social media bad but doesn't protect people harassed w/nonconsensual dick pics, but I am. Hell, now that I think about I should be this pissed every day.

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@AmyJade

Not my Ex...but my Ex before that one, for sure. lol 😂

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@Cossetan

See..this is why I have to include an emoji face because if not, people think I'm being serious.

so here you go. lol 🙃 :bunnies:
That second emoji is on me. 😈

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@IncessusMortuus @xqueenxserenax except for the 9th circle, that's freezing as...hell. get it? Ha.

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‪My protonmail is down and I know I’m having ongoing conversations so I apologise for not replying - it’s out of my hands 👐🏼‬

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@Sweetnicole right?!? He is out of his dang mind if he think I’m going to allow that ! Thank you ❤️

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@Monica4321

Good move...there was no point to continue that.

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