Do you know the Cadbury's Milk Tray ads?
Something like that happened to me actually!
Well, kinda kind of.
There I was, lying down for a nap in my casual indoor attire.
But was I alone?
A masked intruder dressed in black snuck up to my bed.
I woke with a start. I didn't know what on earth was happening.
But I captured the intruder after a brief struggle.
(Given that I am hopeless at wrestling, that was pretty good, wasn't it? 😉)
I battered him with the only thing I had at hand and then subdued him with rope and my dominant female musk.
It can overwhelm any man!
(So unfair that in those ads the lady always only gets the chocolate. Not the hottie.)