I came back into my hotel room and what do I see! A burglar greedily examining my things!
He noticed me at once and was very, very startled as I came closer.
You can imagine that this was not something I was going to tolerate! Luckily I knew how to get him tied up quickly and started by releasing my anger.
First I candy-striped his buttocks and made sure he would know my handwriting.
Then I full on beat the naughtiness out of him!