#availablenow is not literal.
Defined in context:
"I am available in a reasonable amount of time, for a suitor enthusiastically respecting my process."
The context: I am a
not a pizza.
Anyone can accomplish the ridiculously simple goal of orgasm.
As a fully dedicated hedonist with a high bar, my goal is nothing short of nirvana for us both.
Once-in-a-lifetime - each time.
Enable me to rock your world by planning ahead.