psst, 150 disappearing, reappearing reviews,
plus 4 new ones!
My stellar reviews display my aptitude for gratitude but are almost exclusively written about first trysts by those predisposed to writing reviews. I never mention reviews while with a suitor.
My long time lovers have a far deeper feel for my full sagacity.
In other words, this is just the beginning!
Welcome to the deep end.
Prepare to get wet.
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