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Ever just sit and think about how crazy it is that a parrot can FUCKING TALK? Like..the bird talks..WTF

@JadeRose83 you are as sweet as you are pretty which is VERY.

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That feeling when you think you've wasted the entire day in bed masturbating and listening to music then realize you're actually a being good law-abiding citizen

Sharing a living space with someone is all fun & games until they finish the juice and leave 2 drops in the container in the fridge😠

Bitch if you're gonna finish the juice then finish it. Be the greedy sack of shit you are. But don't leave 1 ounce in the fridge for me to "drink" 💆🏽‍♀️

How is everyone else handling isolation?

I never believed there was such a thing as being too cautious so if anyone feels the need to take extra measures, here you go:

Scott W, please tell that Mucinex germ that you call a wife not to fuck with me. I fuck back.

I can't take her highbrow attitude seriously with her jaw, teeth, & hair struggles.

I could serve a whole buffet on that chin and still have a place for the drinks.

She's got that jaw syndrome people with defective, incest genetics get.

Next time you call me, make sure this inbred looking human is ACTUALLY out of town, please.

(Yes, I am still mad from this morning & I take back my apology)

I wish I was toxic being perfect is so boring 🥱

If I don't pass out from wine poisoning later, it'll be a miracle and a disappointment.

"Je suce toutes les bites qui sont mises en face de moi"

It means ”I'm friendly.”

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Sexual preferences are what they are, regardless of whether the other person can change them. Don’t like fat people, fine. Prefer people of race over another, fine.

Fuck who you wanna fuck, and don’t let other people dictate your preferences. No one is entitled to fuck anyone.

To the men that actually treat women with respect:

May you always have more pussy than a crazy cat lady.

I value myself, how you value me doesn't change that.

To have a problem with my terms of engagement is to believe I don't have a right to decide who gets to consume my time, energy, body & mind.

Do you guys know how fucked up that is? Do you even care?

@Gongzero all facts. All putting my number on my ad did was give broke jokes access to tell me dumb as fuck shit like ” yOu CaNt jUsT cHaRgE fOr WhAtEveR YoU WaNt”

I fucking don't! I charge for whatever YOU want. That's like market economics 101.

Like you can't be both dumb and broke. Pick a fucking struggle, loser 💆🏽‍♀️

I just took my number off of Private Delight due to the number of time wasters wasting my time. It's honestly making me consider early retirement and just sticking to my regulars.

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