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Brienne @BrienneHarris

In Dubai, you can Uber a helicopter instead of a taxi.

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@BrienneHarris

Hmm...that’s a little ostentatious. And no back seats...how can you get bizzy? 🤔

@islandgent_713

Well.....When you have gold bars in vending machines......

@BrienneHarris
Hmm...you don't suppose they pay providers in gold bars do you? 🤔

@islandgent_713

Absolutely annnnnd anything else they want.

Dubai ❤️LAMPS providers❤️

It's a huge culture thing there despite being 'illegal' ❣️

thesun.co.uk/archives/news/191 <- Have a read.

@BrienneHarris
Thanks luv...I knew it was lucrative for the intrepid provider or FMTY providers. 😮

@BrienneHarris but will they play the music I wanna hear 😜

@JoeyBananas

Good Question. Maybe the boat services in India will?

🤔

@JoeyBananas

Now you are just being picky. 😑

You have been demoted to Uber-ing a bike instead of a taxi in Pakistan.

😝

@BrienneHarris haha! As long as we can ride tandem and me with a boom box over my shoulder 😜

@JoeyBananas

The Boom box can have my seat.

~hops in the basket~

🙌 I'm in charge of tooting the horn and playing with the tassels.

🚴

@BrienneHarris hahah!! Deal! I fear it’s going to be more of a *ring, ring* rather than a *toot, toot* on the horn. But the tassels are non-negotiable 😜

@BrienneHarris

Have you done that? Sounds like an interesting (and expensive) way to travel.

@1Curiousguy

I have not.

Almost had the opportunity to move to the area. Does that count?

@BrienneHarris

Anything counts if you want for it too.

Have a friend who's been there for years and really enjoys it.

@embersterling

Make it happen!

👍 👏 😊

P.S. Do NOT show the bottom of your feet. HUGE no no. 📚 ✍️ 📋

😂 @BrienneHarris writing that down while adding this to my bucket list

@BrienneHarris Yes Uber helicopter we need it with all of the traffic

@BrandyMichelle

Tell them to bring it to Ustan(Houston) as well. I've always wanted a zip line triangulating Austin, Dallas and Houston.

Helicopters would work.

@BrandyMichelle @BrienneHarris

Where is my George Jetson flying car that folds up into a briefcase?

Yaknow I drove a Uberr helicopter for a while. I got stopped cuz some cop said my birth certificate aint enuf.

Iamma suing. I was making good money at it after the first one sploded,

@squiggy

🤣

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.