πππ loungin' #inmycalvins
Special Thank You to the amazing Gent that sent me the #gifts ππππΌ
Can't wait to show them off in person!!
Well.. most of em. Haha π we can enjoy the Amazon Fire Stick together as well if you'd like ππ€
#bambicakes #cake #morningbooty #bambam #giftappreciationpost #thankyou π #bigbootyjudy lol
@meangreen lol entirely possible π€·πΌ
As long as my waist stays slim, I'm ok with that πππΌ
@Bambicakes lol you would rather have a slim waist?
@meangreen lol I do already... what I was saying is, I'm ok with my booty getting fatter, as long as my waist stays slim. ππ
@Bambicakes lol but if you had to choose one or the other?
@meangreen lol damn.. so, slim waist n no booty, or thicker waist and ample booty π€π€ I think I'd take the cake lol to be honest π€£π€ππ
@Bambicakes @meangreen little in the middle but baby got back!!π
@Bambicakes lol cake always winsπ
@meangreen lol always π #cakeforthewin
@meangreen ππ
@Kendall_Kain @Bambicakes kendall youβre the cake queenβ€οΈ
@meangreen
Someone say cake?
@Kendall_Kain @Bambicakes
@fiddlersgreen322 @meangreen @Bambicakes
Raises hand! Who doesn't like cake? πππ€π
Miss Bambicakes looks pretty tasty! π
I do appreciate you though!π
@Kendall_Kain @Bambicakes youβre right Bambi is the cake queenπ
@Bambicakes rawr β€οΈ π
@AmyJade π¦π
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with a little extraπ π
@Jmel8181 πππ
@Bambicakes beautiful hunny
@AmyJade Thanks boo ππΌππΌ
@Bambicakes always π
@Bambicakes ..... help........ I'm staying off switter. This is torture πππ
@Bnlbb22 Oh buts it's the sweetest form of torture ππ Lol
#deathbycake π° #Notliterallytho #youwontdie π
@Bambicakes you're not helping lol
@Bnlbb22 lol π€π€·πΌπ€£ #hanginthere πͺπ»πͺπͺπ½πͺπΎπͺπΏ (went with all the shades as I'm not sure which you identify with most π€£π€£)
@Bambicakes ππππ
For some reason, Back to the Future keeps coming to mind. π€π€ Great Pic though! ππ
@Samiam1981 lol ..back to the future huh?! πππ€ #whatamimissing #ilovethatmoviebutyalostme
I didn't know you wrote your name on your underwear. Huh? π€π€ Who would have guessed your name was Calvin. #martymcfly πππ
@Samiam1981 ohhhhh yea!!! ππ #iremembernow
Wheww....close call. π π π
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes great catch Mr. Klein
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes I just had a sudden realization that she may have been born after that movie was made #quietmomentofselfreflection
That's exactly what the internet is for! It like a "Carousel" to travel back in time to those moments we want to cherish. ππππ
@Tbaker @Samiam1981 lol I like this observation, although inaccurate, as it may be #illtakeit!! ππ #timehasbeenkindtome ππΌπ #80sbaby
I make no assertions of anyone's age. However, I gotta say #80sbabies are the best!!! π€π€ππππππππ
Stop trying to make that a word Sam, it's never gonna happen. ... πππππ
If gretchen wieners can get #fetch to work, i can get #truthiness in our lexicon! πππ #sorrynotsorry #toobadsosad π π π
Well, brutus is just as cute as caeser....ππππππππππ #watchtoomanymovies
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker OMG I was reading this and suddenly had to shout my love of Mean Girls π
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker I want to say I watch too many, but honestly FEW appeal to me nowadays. I'm as picky with movies as I am with men. π
@AmyJade @Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker you should be less picky with your movies ;-)
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker Best short-film series I'm watching now is an undercover docu-series about women resistance fighters under the oppressive rule of the Islamic State (ISIS).
@Bambicakes Simply titled "Black Crows", it follows (carefully) several women whos lives are nearly destroyed by ISIS, and how they eventually join up with a growing resistance movement of women. They learn how to shoot, how to kill, how to survive. They trade in their oppressive burkhas for camouflage fatigues with their Hijab.
@Samiam1981 @Tbaker
@Samiam1981 @AmyJade @Bambicakes @Tbaker that's not a bad thing buddy
@Samiam1981 @AmyJade @Bambicakes @Tbaker oh good you had me worried for a second
Just like music and food, I love any and all kinds of movies. Yeah, I have my preferences but hell be damn I won't enjoy a well filmed English Period Drama. #mrdarcy #msbennett πππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker 80βs babies? Hells bells. Iβm an 80βs graduateπ’π’
Now, I know why you can only grin at my jokes. πππππππππππ€π€π€π€
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Tbaker is that a bladder joke?π€£
@Reliob21 @Samiam1981 @Bambicakes when you used the term hells bells...that was the tell
#truthiness ππππππππ
#mankegels are only gigs worth not terabytes. #truthiness ππππππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Reliob21 mankegels are the new bow flex...#mankegels
Not powered by rubber bands and justice tho.. lmao I think we just birthed a new super hero πππ #kegalman. He stands tall in his #truthiness ππ»ππ»
@Bambicakes @Tbaker @Samiam1981 yep!!ππ
πππππππ able to squeeze a peanut in a single bound. #kegelman #truthiness ππππ
And protruding eyes.. to see around corners ππππππππ
πππππππ forget laser and x-ray vision....#wanttjatforchristmas ππππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Reliob21 good night sweet princes of main..you kings of New England...Iβm out
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes @Reliob21 youβre good
You're welcome, @Bambicakes you have a comment thread unrelated to your original post. I blame @Tbaker, @Reliob21, @AmyJade, and @whirr. Good job guys. You all rock!
@Samiam1981 @Tbaker @Reliob21 @AmyJade @whirr πππππ»ππ»
I do those but my kegels are worth a damn let alone a byte of information. ππππ
@Samiam1981 actually rubber bands are powered by kegels...
I stand corrected. Thanks for keeping me honest and informed. Not looking to spread #untruthiness ππππ
@Bambicakes @Tbaker @Samiam1981 just remember, just because there is snow on the mountain, doesnβt mean the lava isnβt hot!!π―
Ayyyeeee!! Let em know ππΌππΌππΌπ #stillgotit #neverlostit
@Bambicakes @Tbaker @Samiam1981
As Toby Keith saidβI ainβt as good as I once was, but Iβm as good once as I ever wasβ!!ππ
@Bambicakes @Samiam1981 what wicken magic are you using to look so good? #timeiskickingmyass
Lol #goodgenes #thanksmomndad
Doesn't hurt that I don't smoke, eat healthy, stay active, drink lots of water, and always use natural sunscreen either ππΌ haha
@Bambicakes @Samiam1981 my secret...man kegels...it keeps my cheek bones taught and makes my eyes pop.
What can i say...i love a woman with a sharp tongue willing to challenge and put me in my place. ππππ #truthiness
@Bambicakes @Samiam1981 Iβm so glad Iβm involved in this conversation somehow
You're in the @Bambicakes rabbithole now. π¨π¨π¨π¨
@Samiam1981 @Tbaker Bwahahaha.. #theresnoescape lol
@Tbaker entered the event horizon with "Mr. Klein." ππππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes dam you Alex p Keeten and your adorable one liners
It wasn't his fault. It was @Bambicakes for posting pics with her name on her unmentionables. #gaveitallaway ππππ
@Tbaker
I thought you secret was smoldering handsomeness and a glass of scotch!
@Bambicakes
#livingproof #truthiness πππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes yes letβs all think that shall we. I bet man kegels catch on faster then truthiness
@Tbaker @Samiam1981 uh oh.. do I sense another challenge coming on?!
#BSwordchallenge truthiness vs Man kegals πππΌ
It's only a challenge if @Tbaker is willing to show us kegels and I can prove #truthiness is a legit word when I reach 200 followers. ππππππ
@Samiam1981 @Tbaker ππππ
@Samiam1981 @Bambicakes I donβt think thereβs enough gig space to actually capture the pure essence of my man kegels...and Iβm really shy
Shoot, I'll donation for the extra gigs...i was think terabytes worth but I guess man kegels are really a thing to take up that much server space. ππππ #illspringforaflashdrive
@Bambicakes I want to go to there.
@MrRedd Well, #imouttathisworld π Lol
So #buckleyourseatbelt & get your rocketship readyπ #visitplanetbambam ππ
@Bambicakes sounds good. you can visit me first. *cross fingers on your up coming tour*. I'm trying to double dip.
@MrRedd Works for me!!
@Bambicakes note to self: don't buy a second fire stick for Bambi.
@MrRedd @Bambicakes
She's got more than one tv?
And she could use one for the road?
#justsayin #nothingwrongwithspoilingher
@mlove @Bambicakes The point was to imply "get her something else from her wish list."
@Bambicakes is your booty getting thicker??π©