Who can guess where I’m going?!

Seychelles?
Jamaica?
Maldives?
Fiji?

Answer: My back yard. I’m scrubbing my pool. Womp, womp.

Going through old photos and found this. I’m not sure if it’s more cringeworthy that I deliberately took pictures with stuffed animals (I was doing promo w/ someone who had a VERY different vibe) or that I didn’t cut the tag off the underwear. Eek!

“Completion,” and boy is that on-target, for reasons I can’t even begin to explain. But then I wonder… is that because it’s truly salient for me right now, or because I can take nearly any word and make it a metaphor for my life? 🤔🤯

RT @Turbayveronica@twitter.com

Vibe check ✨
First word you see is what your vibration is a match to right now

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Turbayveronica/sta

Pre-2020:
Fancy clothes
Fancy dates
Primped and polished

Post-2020:
Do monster truck sheets make me look sexy?

“But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness, I want sin” (Huxley, 1932).

If I see just one post about clients or potential clients behaving badly, it’s one post too many. Don’t settle. You deserve every Michelin star of respect.

My partner wasn’t exactly elated that I left only a single spoonful of Nutella in the last jar. Today I received this text: “Hey I picked up some Rat Poison for the house. Make sure you don’t grab it by mistake, K?” with this picture 😂☠️

My moments are rarely mine. Like most people, I sacrifice them to my work, to my family, to deadlines, to the Imposter inside me…

Not right now. This moment is mine. This moment is mine. This moment is mine.

Now it’s your turn. Take back one of your moments.

Send soup! 🤒

COVID tests are negative (yes, I’m vaxxed). I’m living on Emergen-C and elderberry syrup.

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You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess.

I don’t know what she’s on, but I’ll take whatever it is if it will make me this happy about putting gas in my car

I was feeling frisky while on duty at the park today, so I snuck in a few hot photos. Should I share them on one of my Fan sites? 🤔

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It’s getting hot in here… ❤️‍🔥

No, really. I took my camera in the steam room!

My noise-cancelling headphones are dead because I keep forgetting to turn them off, but I’m wearing them anyway in, “I’m feeling antisocial, and if I have my magic headphones on you can’t see me,” fashion. 😆🙉🙈

Rise and shine!

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Starbucks is playing “Santa Clause is Coming to Town” and I am…bothered

In today’s episode of “Why is My Cat an A**hole?”…

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