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That post-photoshoot don't-talk-to-me-without-a-hamburger look

My professor: Here's your midterm. Good work!
Me, not looking at it: Thanks. I was pretty depressed, so I didn't put in the effort I wish I had.
Prof: 🧐

Later, alone, I look at the exam, and I got 121 out of 120 possible points.

Why am I like this?

That post-photoshoot don't-talk-to-me-without-a-hamburger look

No matter how on-brand it is, I need to sleep instead of researching flights to Prudhoe Bay.

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November tour dates (and rate change info).

: 1st - 4th

: 8th -11th
: 15th -18th
: 22nd - 25th

: 27th - December 2nd

Gimme that sweet sweet retweet.

addyfinch.com/single-post/2019

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November tour dates (and rate change info).

: 1st - 4th

: 8th -11th
: 15th -18th
: 22nd - 25th

: 27th - December 2nd

Gimme that sweet sweet retweet.

addyfinch.com/single-post/2019

Your second fav student is literally getting 110% in one of the two most difficult classes in the program.

Imagine what I'd give for you.

I'm so mad that somehow Airbus subsidies have caused my cheese and scotch to get more expensive. At least I'm well stocked

"What does she do with all those Venmo deposits?!"

GFE where we go on a cute dinner date go to an apple orchard and Netflix and chill and wear comfy sweats around the house and you add me to your bank account and you propose and I find out you're cheating and we divorce but I'm in your will and oh it's the girlfriend escalator

What a coincidence National Coming Out Day is also World Egg Day.

A friendly reminder this Halloween season:

I eat ass, not candy corn.

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