ABeePun @ABeePun@switter.at

Today I met a cute girl and was fluid bonded in about 3 hours.

What do you think is greater, the total volume of piss ever released on film, or the total volume of piss I've released in my entire life?

Today I made a girl a very happy pup by giving her a mouthful of cum. Lucky I took a while to actually orgasm, from the point of no return, since I gave her no warning beforehand, and she had to drop everything and rush over to suck me off :P

The worst thing about the patriarchy (And the existence of testosterone) is the fact that there's not much money to be made as a trans girl who only fucks girls. Cam work would be nice, I guess.

I wanna do proper needle play, but I'm a bit squeamish about needles still. And I wanna learn how to do sutures, so I can cut people then stitch them back up.

What if... I set up an Amazon wishlist, and offered to send pics and other content to people who bought stuff? That way I might be able to get a set of scalpels delivered directly to my door, without spending a cent :P

I think I'm becoming addicted to sharp things now. Oh no.

I've had a fun night ^-^

I'm having a massive argument in an Australian Greens politics group about the Nordic model. Any sex workers want to gimme a comment to pass on? Can be credited or not, your choice.

Hi, I just hogtied a girl with shackles and heavy chains, harnessed her, handcuffed her, put a massive metal collar around her neck, leashed her, gagged her, then duct taped over the gag, slapped her, caned her thighs and feet, took pictures to send to other people, then filmed her as I ripped the duct tape back off.

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Tips for hiring a sex worker:
>Don't try to haggle about their rates.
>Don't ask them to come to your place.
>Don't admit to them that you'RE BABYSITTING AT THE TIME.

I'm still probably gonna be using Twitter for most of my horny posts, but I'll try to toot anything especially good over here, too!